For Women Only... What was the worst excuse you have heard?

Question

Me and a friend are putting something like a book together. About the worst excuses you might have heard from a man.
So what are some of the worse excuses a man has given you ? Whether it was calling but didn't. Showing up. Etc Thanks in advance.

Answer 1

i am gay my ex said that i guess thats why he is my ex..

Answer 2

1. I got out of work late.
2. I am tired.
3. I was busy with something important.
4. I was talking to my mom.
5. I don't have my car, my cousin has it.
6. My car is at the shop.
7. I didn't hear the phone.
8. I did not have the phone with me.
9. The phone was dead and I lost my charger.
10. I forgot!!!!!

Answer 3

HAND TO GOD...i became at SUBWAY in Lake Placid. I had basically moved there for an internship. This guy walks top as much as me, sits down and starts off speaking to me, he gets top into my face and asks "what do you think of roughly very own area". i became dumbfounded. We dated for 2 years after that. That became interior the summertime of 1995. To on the present time he's taken into consideration one of my suitable associates. we are residing in opposite ends of the rustic yet communicate atleast a pair of times a month... i'm torn no rely if it relatively is a competent line or terrible, in spite of the fact that the case, it worked. stable success! hehe

Answer 4

My husband was very very late once while we were dating. He said he got pulled over by the cops and the cops searched his car for drugs and THEN a drug-sniffing dog searched his car. The thing was, he didn't even get a ticket to show me.
He still tells me stories. Only now when I start asking too many questions or teasing him, he just tells me to shut up and then leaves the room.

Answer 5

Mine is....
"I was just looking for a piece of gum" as my honey went through my purse. Later on, I found out he stole my credit card and charged it up.

Answer 6

I did not hear the phone ringing.
I had to go to work. (on his day off)
I was drunk.
I don't remember that.
That number WAS NOT on my phone.
I don't know why she keeps calling.
My phone does not pick up in that part of town.

I could go on for days...............

Answer 7

"Do you see this going anywhere? I mean I really like you, but... I have all this personal stuff and umm family stuff going on. I just don't think it would be fair to you"

BULLSH*T

Answer 8

if there is excuses for not showing up or not calling then, HE JUST NOT INTO YOU!! and that's that.

Answer 9

i found out thru a friend of his, what his girlfriend of ten years name was.

his excuse, she is a whore...

yeah...duh?? wouldn't that make him one?? lmao

Answer 10

'it's not you, it's me'
'i thought our date was next saturday'
'i forgot your number' but he text me a week later???? lol

Answer 11

don't hate the player ,hate the game.