I accidentally slipped her mate a kipper , now she has muff banned me and I dont no where to turn, please help I am leaking at the buff and my nads are fit for busting!!!!!
2006-08-12 11:19:58 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
What's a kipper?
2006-08-12 11:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by ѕомєопєѕ▪ ваву ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Women often do object when you cheat on them, you stupid git. Try giving a woman the respect that she deserves and she won't be so stingy with the lovin' that you crave.
The good news: if your girl didn't break up with you, it means that she hasn't written you off yet. You're just doing penance now. Take it like a man and she'll get that lovin' feelin' again after a while. But rest assured that this is a test. If she catches you going to another woman for relief, your *** is grass, and she is the lawnmower.
2006-08-12 18:29:38 · answer #2 · answered by D'archangel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
To be honest you don't deserve anything. Just be happy she decided to stay with you. Besides you should be able to hold out, if you really want her to forgive you. And if you need to bust, I suggest doing it by yourself, and leaving another female that isn't your girlfriend out of it.
2006-08-12 18:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what ever a kipper is, go and jerk-off let off the tension the witch don't need to know at least you are not cheating
2006-08-12 18:26:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Grow up, break up with your girlfriend if you are interested in sleeping with other people, hire a hooker, have your all-important sex, and then try to find a girl you can be faithful to. If you don't want to be faithful to a girl then keep hiring hookers.
2006-08-12 18:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Easy, bang her friend again. Then say it was your girlfriends fault for not giving you any action. Simple!
2006-08-12 18:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by paulbilsborough 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u'll just hav 2 suffer the consequences until she forgives u
2006-08-12 18:23:22 · answer #7 · answered by Loli 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whatever the heck is going on, sounds like you deserve it!
2006-08-12 18:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by JEFFAVEGRL 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get a loaf of bread and hollow it out or cut a hole in your mattress have fun..lol
2006-08-12 18:22:58 · answer #9 · answered by musicluvr 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what kind of sick person are you sleeping with your gf friend and still you want "pant action"!?!?!? honestly do you have no respect?
2006-08-12 18:23:32 · answer #10 · answered by orlis_girl_06 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋