2006-08-12 10:30:41 · 13 answers · asked by Invincible One 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not when I hold here the Holy hand grenade of Antioch
...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this, Thy hand grenade, that with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits... in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [Whereupon the friar is urged, "skip ahead a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen
2006-08-12 13:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, but the Trix rabbit scares the living poop out of me.
2006-08-12 17:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by ♫MizzUnderstood♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That bunny's dynamite! Run away!!!
But have no fear...we have the Holy Hand Grenade.
1...2...5!
2006-08-12 17:34:57 · answer #3 · answered by Danzarth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't most of them have BIG SHARP POINTY TEETH?
2006-08-12 17:34:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, for I have the Holy Hand Grenade.
2006-08-12 17:38:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, but that the purple leprachaun who lives down the street scares the crap out of me!
2006-08-12 17:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by glorymomof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really, because I can fend him off with the coconut brought to me by two African swallow birds. Good sir Lancelot! The coconut, if you please!
2006-08-12 17:32:58 · answer #7 · answered by catintrepid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You found my rabbit!!! Give him back!!!
2006-08-12 17:33:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a killer rabbit!!
2006-08-12 17:33:10 · answer #9 · answered by marie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the monty python rabbit? hell, yeah.
2006-08-12 17:36:14 · answer #10 · answered by shar71vette 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋