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give me your corniest pick up line. come on, give me your best shot!

2006-08-12 10:11:42 · 9 answers · asked by kvn13 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

give me your corniest pick up line. come on give me your best shot!

i'll give ya an example:
did you just fart, cuz you blew me away

2006-08-12 10:19:17 · update #1

9 answers

"I may not look like it, but I can run really, really fast" lol lol lol It will make no sense to them but a conversation as to what it means will start from there.

2006-08-12 10:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by bigbadwolf 5 · 0 0

well I use the following:
"Have we met before"?
"Come on it'll be over with so quick you won't even know we did it"
"your lucky cause tonight your going to experience the best 15 seconds of your life"
"Your so pretty you actually made me consider foreplay"

Obviously i'm a very lonely man.:)

2006-08-12 10:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by ashton 2 · 0 0

is your dad a baker? cuz you've got the best buns in town
do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants
are you from the south? because you're the only ten-i-see (tennessee)

2006-08-12 10:19:34 · answer #3 · answered by oh baby 3 · 0 0

Hey want a corndog?

2006-08-12 10:14:56 · answer #4 · answered by Toni 3 · 0 0

I want fries with that shake!
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

2006-08-12 10:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by Mandie 1 · 0 0

guy: did it hurt?
girl: did what hurt??
guy: when you fell from heaven



guy: is their an airport around here?
girl: ya why?
guy: cus my hearts takin off

2006-08-12 10:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by fenderstrat 2 · 0 0

hey, do u have any italian in you?? would you like some??
and
ur feet must be tired...cause you've been running through mind all day.

2006-08-12 10:32:05 · answer #7 · answered by bored_ass_little_girl 5 · 0 0

i don't have 1 but i have heard some...
did it hurt, wen u fell down from heaven

2006-08-12 10:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by *islandchick* 3 · 0 0

Hi. Do you like meat or vegetables? ;)

2006-08-12 10:21:18 · answer #9 · answered by anonfuture 6 · 0 0

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