If god is omnipotent, (everywhere all the time,for you thick people), then that must mean he's always in every bar,nightclub and pub on earth all the time.Surely that makes him a mega piss artist? He doesn't even leave when they close,and you religious types trust this super drunk?...pah.
2006-08-12 09:58:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Global geezer
of course he's in every rough sleepers hostel...he's legless,has no specific home and lies in the road 24/7..
2006-08-13 08:22:06 · update #1
GOD IS NOT AT THE PUB, SATAN IS!!!
God gave man/womankind FREE WILL to choose between right and wrong. If you hang out at the pub, you are not bringing God with you. Remember, though they call alcohol SPIRITS ~~ IT IS EVIL SPIRITS!!!
2006-08-12 10:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
In a way, you're right. If God is omnipotent, then he is in every pub, club, bar etc. But then again, if God is omnipotent he must also be in every hospital, healing centre, doctor's surgery, senior citizens' home, childrens' play school, family dinner party, emergency services appliance; and even works on Christmas Day at the Rough Sleepers' Soup Kitchen.
2006-08-13 02:14:19 · answer #2 · answered by The Global Geezer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Jesus wasnt averse to the odd glass of wine, so maybe God likes a pint! Nothin better than sittin down of an evening after a hard days prayer answering, with your mates and your son - u know, Jes, mikey, gabe and the holy ghost (although he would be on the spirits lol), and having a beer and a packet of pork scratchings. I dont think he would get pissed though. Slightly merry to ease the stress, but not pissed.
2006-08-12 10:50:35 · answer #3 · answered by Allasse 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omnipotent does mean approving or partaking. It also depends on your view of God, how much information you have about what he is like and what he thinks of bars night clubs and pubs. I have read that Jesus turned water into wine at a wedding, but there is no documentation that he was drunk or any other of the wedding guests. bars and pubs aren't neccecarily wrong, there are good things that happen there to. Perhaps a proposal to marraige, a kind gesture of a friend, talking to someone about a problem. Of course theres bad stuff too, so God sees the good and the bad.
2006-08-12 10:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by jb_1374 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
For a start HE is not personally everywhere at the same time. He has his scouts plus his active force known as 'holy spirit. His angels or helpers do the reporting, they take back to him all they see. Do be a 'piss artist' you have to be a drinker, since when does God drink,idiot! He can be everywhere at the same time if he wanted to but he no longer concerns himself with man's affairs, but you wait till after Armageddon, there is going to be a few red faces then, including yours. Before you go shouting your mouth off do your homework.. Read the Bible, you might learn something
G Jones
2006-08-12 10:10:13 · answer #5 · answered by gloriashealth@btinternet.com 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Omnipotent means all-powerful, you plank, omnipresent means everywhere at once!!! Who's calling who thick now?
2006-08-15 10:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is always at The Power of Omnipotence
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He has taste.
2006-08-12 10:05:37 · answer #7 · answered by Leo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you're wasting your breath. You'll never convince any dedicated religious types with these kinds of arguments.
2006-08-12 10:05:27 · answer #8 · answered by Danzarth 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
everybody is trying to get to the bar, the name of the bar the bar is in heaven. ( Talking Heads ) now i know what them lyrics mean.
2006-08-12 10:07:07 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you seriously need to get a life, God sees what u do, he's with u not physically, but spiritually, he sees everything, sure u may hide things from your parents and maybe they'll never know you went out smoking with your buds or going to nightclubs secretly, but God will always know, and he's waiting for u to repent... he wants you to be clean spiritually. but u just keep doing all those bad things, thinking that it's too late for u when really it's not.
2006-08-12 10:02:58 · answer #10 · answered by Luna Winter 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋