2006-08-12 09:56:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
he's not in there. take a second look and I think you will find that god does not exist. sorry to ruin your silly question ;-)
2006-08-12 09:59:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
He is not just in your pocket, Every time you right the date your are acknowledging him.When you write the year, you are acknowledging him.So every time its your birthday, Its the day he made.On valentines day,the day you marry, the day your child is born, they are all days the lord has made.By his presence and sacrifice, we keep time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The calender is set on A.D(after death).The calender is based on the lord. B.C-before Christ. D.C-during Christ, A.D after death.
2006-08-12 17:04:00 · answer #2 · answered by kelliekareen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
probably the same thing he's doing in your car's trunk.. being omnipresent!
2006-08-12 17:02:48 · answer #3 · answered by Om Santi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that God in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
2006-08-12 17:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by kichka_2002 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Checking, I guess. Get surf shorts w zippers.
2006-08-12 16:59:44 · answer #5 · answered by Paul 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Trying to get out.
2006-08-12 17:01:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Trying to get you do listen to Him before it's too late!!!
2006-08-12 17:04:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looking for the brain he gave you!
2006-08-12 17:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably wishing youd sent them to the cleaners
2006-08-12 17:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by exilephone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have some respect....even if you are an atheist, that doesn't mean you have to mock others.
2006-08-12 17:00:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋