I think the CIA is tracking me with a microchip they implanted in me. I told my doctor this and he just laughed at me: he says I'm crazy. I think he is working for the government, too.
2006-08-12 09:17:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Mental Health
You may conclude that anyone who says you are crazy or that you do not have an internal chip is working for the government.
Schizophrenics think bizarre thoughts - it is a chemical malfunction.
You are fortunate, your doctor's diagnosis is correct. I suggest you test it out:
Take the medication he prescribed. And if your thoughts change then he was correct and you should continue to take your meds so that you feel normal again.
2006-08-12 09:26:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if someone was tracking you either with teh CIA or beyond they would probably NOT EVEN NEED A MICROCHIP.... so it would be something else then... what?
Well you could probably find a trusted DOCTOR somewhere maybe in the underground, and get a full body scan for starters. If you can find a trusted doctor that is.....I mean this day in age.
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2006-08-12 09:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chip is important. Secret agencies are tracking you -- where you go and for how long; what you spend your money on, how you earn money; what and where you eat at; who you vist and how long you stay.
Those grocery store discount cards and credit cards have nothing on implanted microchips. Chips are much more agressive on keeping track of ALL of your activities.
hehe
PS. Don't forget to take your meds.
2006-08-12 10:35:05 · answer #3 · answered by barefootboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this isn't a funny question people..... its a serious question and a common bizarre thought that schizophrenics have.....
first of all...get a new doctor...a psychiatrist...tell him about your thoughts and any other behavior that a doctor might find interesting or helpful...... then take the medications he prescribes for you exactly as directed... if you get side effects from the meds...don't just quit them tell your doctor and he or she will change you to something else or give you another med to help with the side effects......
you need to get help....... you aren't crazy per se.....but you are a bit confused mentally.....you most likely are suffering from schizophrenia or a related disorder.....
2006-08-12 09:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by myheartisjames 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The doctor put the chip in you, so of course he laughed. Do not worry, you are just being tracked for a survey...for now.
2006-08-12 09:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by Marshal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a fullbody X-ray done it should show you where the microchip is unless it has built in x-ray invisibility
2006-08-12 09:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by XPsychoToxicX 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man they got you too. They put one right behind my right ear. I found wearing a tin foil hat kills the signal. They cannot follow me then. I know because the black helicopters start doing a search pattern instead of circling.
2006-08-12 17:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by Jay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry McFly when you get back to the mother ship they will scan you for bugs. Nanoo nanoo and rubbadubdub. Me thinks you have been sniffing way too much glue.
2006-08-12 09:24:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to a local veterinarian and have him scan you...if youhave been chipped, he'll be able to tell you...if he doesn't want to do that, go stand in the speed pass lane on the turnpike and the chip will activate...if it says that you have paid your toll, then you have been chipped.
2006-08-12 09:22:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
check the back of your neck for an implant...have you been abducted recently? don't try and remove it, you could activate cancer.
goodness! stop watching the xfiles! lol. ;-)
2006-08-12 09:29:02 · answer #10 · answered by curious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋