What are the meaning of these terms?

Question

I am an Enlgish student and i need meaning of follow terms. thanks of all of you
1.dimpled friend
2.You got me off my big titanium darkest.( a robot in a cartoons says to another)
3.butt_whooping.(did i miss the butt whooping ?) it refers to a buttle
4. he's up for the top rope
5.you'll need dark tape than me
6.let's give that Ratchet an old_school all fixing
7.what in blue blazes
8.butt wupping
9.cash cows
10 fartsy
11.you should pay 750 bucks 60 bucks!.Don't cut it
12.the sheriff and i are equal parts of one lean mean crime-fighting
13. it's the whole new shooting match
14. i gave up the clown college for this
15.it doesn't take a cow to figure out(two animals that talking)
16. he's a stupid sack of hammers
17.what in the rootin'_ tootin' blazes is goin' on here?
18.you get to like the other side of the law.
19. hurry up. you don't want to be late for that big round_up in the sky.
20. what's her specially sour cream?
21. he's got a real chair
22.you'll need dark tape than me

Answer 1

To much.

Answer 2

1. Umm a friend that has dimples?
2. No clue in hell
3. Someone got their a$$ kicked
4. Dunno
5. What?
6. Someone's fixing something old fashionedly
7. A weird way of saying "What the hell?"
8. Some got their a$$ kicked again
9. Dunno
10. Someone that farts a lot
11. Just talking about money
12. The sheriff and some other guy fight crime together
13. Self explanatory
14. He left clown college to go somewhere worse
15. Self explanatory, saying that anyone can figure it out
16. Someones a dumba$$
17. What's going on here?
18. ???
19. Dunno, maybe something about heaven?
20. Hmmm
21. Okay
22. Already said this one.

Answer 3

Where did you get this stuff? Very odd most of it...

1. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
2. This means nothing at all to me.
3. To get your butt whiped meand to get beat up.
4. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
5. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
6. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
7. This is an exclamation of unexpected surprise.
8. Same as #3.
9. Cash cow is somethign that makes a lot of money.
10. maybe pertaining to snobbish, as in "artsy-fartsy".
11. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
12. Seems to mean equal partners in fighting crime.
13. This means it is a whole new ballgame, or a whole new set of circumstances.
14. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
15. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
16. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
17. "rootin tootin blazes" is and exclamation of surprise
18. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
19. big round up in the sky is same as the "last hunting ground", or heaven.
20. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
21. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.
22. No idea what this means. Never heard of it.