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Where are the weenies and marshmallows?

And, I hope someone remember to bring the buns!

2006-08-12 09:11:53 · answer #1 · answered by Pablito 5 · 0 0

Personally - I will not be there - But for those that are - I would hope they would be thinking - what a fool I was to be so stubborn and not believe what people tried to tell me. Why was my heart so hard and why did I believe all the Devils lies - it is too late now - I wish I would have just stopped debating and justifying why not to believe and listened a little on why to believe. I was the stupid, ignorant one - not the Christians who believe.

I hope that is what they will think anyway!

2006-08-12 16:22:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I'd think, "oh look at all the Christians that were obviously complete phonies ... why, there's Pat Robertson .. he must be here because he wanted to break God's commandment about killing people when he said to murder President Chavez."

Or, I would think, "oh there's that TV evangelist who lied and bilked millions of dollars from lonely people when he promised them great blessings if they would send him money on a regular basis."

Or, "look at those people. They're the ones who used God's holy word as a means of justifying their bigotry and hatred and who hated anybody who wouldn't believe them."

2006-08-12 16:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by LaRue 4 · 1 0

I would think, "Why didn't I listen when I heard the gospel? I wish I could go back just to tell my family not to make the same mistake I did. It's so dark and burning and lonely and loud and the worms are driving me crazy and my mouth is dry as ashes..."

2006-08-12 16:15:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If Jesus' parable of Lazarus is any indication, I'd be thinking about all the things I'm missing as I'm watching everything going on in Heaven while I'm suffering terribly.

Not too fun.

2006-08-12 16:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by uncannydanny 2 · 0 0

Romans
Luke 16:19-31(the rich man tell you).

2006-08-12 16:30:02 · answer #6 · answered by robert p 7 · 0 0

I would think, "Wow, this really does suck as bad, or worse, than all those Christians tried to tell me while I was still alive on earth. I sure wish I would have listened to them and accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior when I had the chance."

2006-08-12 16:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by Hyzakyt 4 · 0 1

Oh...I'd think about the usual things...
"Whats for breakfast"...How's Room Service
and of course, if they've got FOX News!

I am not going anywhere where they don't have
the FOX News Channel.

You know that sort of thing...

2006-08-12 16:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by B'klyn Barracuda 3 · 1 0

I do not believe in that **** Christianity is the worst religion ever thought up by a dead hippie in sandals.

2006-08-12 16:11:56 · answer #9 · answered by roburo2002 5 · 1 0

How I wish that I had lived a better life that wouldn't have put in there to begin with.

2006-08-12 16:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by wag35 4 · 0 0

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