I have decided to ask the Flying spaghetti monster into my heart? I asked him to heal my sick grandmother and it worked...her doctor said she is gonna make a full recovery...so that means he actually answers prayer...wow I can't believe it...I mean is it just coincidence or does it actually work??
2006-08-12 08:42:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To any of the "Christians" who actually took this serious then that just goes to prove my point that you are the most gullable fools on the face of the earth..thanks for proving my point!
2006-08-12 08:47:20 · update #1
That's wonderful! As a Pastafarian I want to welcome you and yes, His Noodlyness does answer prayers.
RAmen!
2006-08-12 08:49:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah, yes. I eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Body and slurp His Blood at least once a week! Mmmmm! Deeeeelicious! But prayer to the FSM? How often does THAT work?
2006-08-12 08:52:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
May we all be touched by his noodly appendage...
Unfortunately, prayer to either The Flying Spaghetti Monster, or any other deity doesn't work. It may make you FEEL better... and in some cases, the issue/item/super bowl victory you're praying for happens... it's a coincidence... nothing more.
You can read more about it here: http://godisimaginary.com/
2006-08-12 08:45:56 · answer #3 · answered by Village Idiot 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it's just coincidence because I asked the great FSM to rid the world of the Abomination that is called The Olive Garden and, alas, it is still around.
2006-08-12 08:45:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is everyone hearing about the Spaghetti Monster all of the sudden? Seriously, that stuff was old when Al Gore invented the Internet.
2006-08-12 08:46:03 · answer #5 · answered by Jake 'N' Shakes 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is high on saturated fat, inviting him into your heart could very well clog your arteries.
2006-08-12 08:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jedi Baptist 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea of who's the fsm but i am happy your grandmother is well.
I definitely believe positive energy is the best thing.. may be that's what happened here!
2006-08-12 08:47:11 · answer #7 · answered by Shaana 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Better to invite him over for dinner sometime, although having sphagetti that is older than time itself for dinner is a scary thought
2006-08-12 08:48:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Prayer works.
2006-08-12 08:46:46 · answer #9 · answered by Dennis Fargo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's pretty amazing. Did you dress in full pirate regalia first? Did the doctor?
2006-08-12 08:49:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask the FSM what is the best brand of Ramen.
2006-08-12 08:44:31 · answer #11 · answered by Randy Marsh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋