World War III
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the
barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one
bicycle repairman."
The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry
about the 10 million Afghans!"
1-10 with yer best comment!
SmileyCat : )
2006-08-12 08:12:48 · 11 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10, so true. you got me there! i was like A BICYCLE REPAIRMAN??? hahahahaha! really really and tuely funny.
2006-08-12 08:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by The Little Brainiac 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I figured by killing the bicycle repairman, travel would be slowed in that country. So,your'e right,nobody cared about the 10 million Afghans.Sad but true. being a lover of peace I can't justify rating the joke very high. It WAS funny,but also a little to truthful. I'll give you a 6. Peace....
2006-08-12 18:45:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude that is sooooo a 10. I loved it. A bit mean, but I could see Bush saying that.
2006-08-13 17:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10 - So true... and from the things the press says about bush, it wouldn't surprise me if he had a conversation like that.
2006-08-12 15:30:55 · answer #4 · answered by rychendroll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought that this was a funny joke. Still do.
10
2006-08-12 21:44:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
,pres,,,,clinton was looking for call girls..a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette,....to the blonde he said... i'm the president of the united states..how much would you charge me for a night with you?...she replied $200.00..... to the brunette he asked the same question her reply was $400.00 dollars,.....then he approached the redhead and asked a similar question.....she replied smiling, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes....get my panties down as low as my wages....and get that thing of yours as hard as the times are today.....an screw me like you do the public...believe me it won't cost you a cent,,,,,,,,,,,,, and yes i liked your joke it is cute...10
2006-08-13 23:17:35 · answer #6 · answered by sheepherder 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
9 *
2006-08-12 15:15:05 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Mr. Jeff.
Have a good week end.
2006-08-12 21:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha very cute and clever :) ⥠10!
2006-08-12 15:58:30 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jeff cool, joke get 6.5, bush get the boobs from your last post! .^)
2006-08-12 19:13:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋