blonde jokes- want to know some?? tell your best!?

Answer 1

http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages. I hope, it helps u.

Answer 2

i have a couple good ones

1.A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that

2.A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science &Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

3.There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

4.Q: What do you call a really smart blonde?
A: A golden retriever.

5.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

6.A ventriloquist is preforming a joke. He makes the dummy says," How do you confuse a blonde... you don't, she's born that way!" At that moment an angry blonde woman stands up in the audience and yells," Why do you rag on blondes, why not brunettes or something, us blondes are just as smart!" The ventriloquist stammers an apology and the blonde lady replies, " Stay out of this, this is between me and that little jerk on your knee!"

Answer 3

FINALLY...THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license.

She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"

Answer 4

A redhead and brunette are talking to their blonde friend, who happens to be pregnant. After a while, they get talking about conception and delviery.

The redhead says "when I had little Timmy, he came out face up, which is the position I was in when he was concieved"

The brunette says "My Jenny came out face down. I was on top when she was concieved."

The blonde thinks for a moment, then starts bawling loudly.

Her two friends look at her, then ask her what is wrong.

In between tears, the blonde says "I was doggy style when I concieved..I don't want a PUPPY"

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For equal time.. a brunette joke

Q: What is a blondes mating call?
A: I'm sooooo drunk.

Q: What is a brunettes mating call?
A: Are the blondes gone yet?

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Q: Why did the blonde have TGIF on her shirt?
A: **** Go In Front.

Q: Why did the same blonde have TGIF on her shoes?
A: Toes Go In First

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
A: Cause it said concentrate.

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Q: What do you call a natural blonde who dyes her hair brunette?
A: Artificially Intelligent

Answer 5

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.
While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.
Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

Answer 6

Three woman, a blonde, a brunnete, and a redhead went to a shop.
They bought a singl can of CocaCola Light that said 1 calorie. They brought 3 glasses and poured the can it them equally. Then the blonde sais: "Hmm, now which one do you think has that calorie?"

Answer 7

okay there was a blonde a brunette and a red head and they were in jail. they escaped through the roof and jumped off the building when the jailors noticed they were gone. the brunette jumped into a trashcan and began to meow like a kitty. the police figured it was a cat and kept searching. the red head jumped into a box and barked like a doggy. the police continued on. the blonde jumped into a potatoe sack and said "po-ta-to po-ta-to po-ta-to) and she was captured

tee hee and im a blonde!!

Answer 8

What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling pin?
The pin stands up to get knocked down and the blonde lays down to get knocked up!

Answer 9

the person that is telling the joke is uh i guess natalie the person answering is leah
natalie: how do you confuse a blonde?
leah: i dont know, how?
natalie: tell her to go into a circular room and find the corner, how does the blonde confuse the brunete?
leah: oh, how
natalie: the blonde comes out and says she found one.

Answer 10

A blonde woman is driving down a long stetch of road when she sees another blonde rowing a boat in a wheat field. She pulls over and yells at the blonde rowing the boat. "It's blonde girls like you that give us bad names! If I could swim I would go over there and kick your ***!"

Answer 11

one day a blonde a brunette and a redhead were at work and their boss woud leave early each day. so one day the brunette said "why dont we leave and do what we want, the boss will never know" . so after the boss left they went out. the brunette went to a club and got drunk. the redhead went to a bar and met her true love. the blonde went home and walkedinto her bedroom ony to find her husband in bed with her boss. she quickly ran out. when the other 2 girs asked her what had happened, she said "i almost got caught"......