This dude was was a different country, so he heard about the x-games in america and he wanted to participate. SO he came over and and he too wanted to make a record of motorcycle jumping. So he went and got the biggest Harley Davidson motorcycle to make a jump. That's it. I mean, mmm. I can't aa find anymore stories.
2006-08-12 08:06:51 · 7 answers · asked by I'M GONNA GO PLACES 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz that guys stupid!
2006-08-12 08:09:29 · answer #1 · answered by taco 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One!....Took me a while to get it!!....lol...unfortuantley, I'm not blonde!!! lol.....
I HAVE ONE!!!!
Okay, There Was This Old Preacher and he was real mean and greety!...Did everything for himself...One of his members from church had to leave to a nursing home and so he went to visit her...She had a jar of peanuts on her table. He walked in and started talking to her and kept eating her peanuts....Finally, he told the old lady..."I'm sorry I ate All your peanuts and then she replied "Oh son, It's okay I can't eat them with these Ol' teeth...Plus, I have already sucked all the choclate of the em' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......lol.....hahaha...not 2 funny but oh well!!
I have another one.....
A little girl was in school and they were studying Whales. The teacher was telling all the students about the mouth, throat, ect. The little girl raised her hand and asked the teacher if she had heard about "Jonah and The Whale"...and how The whale had swalled Jonah because he had disobeyed god.....The teacher replied and said "That is a tale it is physically Inpossible to swallow a human...the Whales Esaphigus is too small!...and the little girl said..."Just wait until I go to heaven and have Jonah prove to you that he was swallowed by a whale"... And The teacher said "Well, What If Jonah Didn't Go To Heaven, And He Goes To Hell???" The little girl replied by saying "Well, Then He Can Tell You!".......Do you get it? It's kinda confusing she meant that the teacher was going to Hell so if Jonah went to Hell then she would be able to ask him!...lol
2006-08-12 15:16:25 · answer #2 · answered by brookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a record of motorcycle jumping??
Wouldn't that be an awfully noisy recording??
2006-08-12 21:49:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a hen, which lays a golden egg every day. But the owner of the hen thout that it must be having many no. of eggs in it. Then he cut the hen and saw the reality.......So just getting a big motorcycle.....................later see the reality.
2006-08-12 15:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by ravva 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Flash missing lightening
2006-08-12 15:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whew! All righty, then. I don't unerstand the humor.
Have a good evening.
2006-08-12 21:58:35 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
~The Little Braniac
2006-08-12 15:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by The Little Brainiac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋