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man goes on a holiday to africa. (jungle) he eats everything & in no time he is full and needs to use the toilet he goes searchin for a toilet and all he finds is this ugly toilet which is just a bowl and wooden sticks surrounding it. he does not have a choice so he goes in and puts out the most stinky, discusting, filthy thing you ever saw or smell. anyway he looks around for toilet paper and finds none. he looks up and there is a sign that says: clean youself with your hand and then put your hand in the slot below and your hand will be clean by a human tongue. yuk he thought my hand will be clean by human tongue. he had no choice so he started cleaning himself with his hand. he got it in his fingernails, between his fingers. ok he finished so slowly he puts his hand in the slot and waits........then BANNG some1 hit him with a stick on his fingers. ouch he cries out as he takes his hand away and puts it in his mouth. OUCH OUCH IT HURTS

2006-08-12 07:45:35 · 13 answers · asked by delmore 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

That was great LOL

2006-08-12 07:54:51 · answer #1 · answered by HHH 6 · 3 0

It's amusing but really disgusting.

2006-08-12 14:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by Sara 4 · 1 0

You are correct, it possibly sounds better in person.

2006-08-12 21:56:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dude i dont think telling it in person would make this joke better

2006-08-12 15:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by sashaNY 3 · 0 0

its OK but its not something that i would tell someone after i heard it.

2006-08-12 15:03:55 · answer #5 · answered by angel93 1 · 0 0

well that is kinda funny but not really. sry

2006-08-12 14:49:12 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

hahahahaha funny. real funny. but real groooosssss.



but real funny.

2006-08-12 15:53:26 · answer #7 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 1 0

i guess its funny, and kinda gross.....so he ate the crud.....ewwwww

2006-08-12 14:49:25 · answer #8 · answered by SJ9867 3 · 0 0

i dont get it

2006-08-12 14:48:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was disgusting!

2006-08-12 15:09:13 · answer #10 · answered by slowjenn7 2 · 0 0

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