man goes on a holiday to africa. (jungle) he eats everything & in no time he is full and needs to use the toilet he goes searchin for a toilet and all he finds is this ugly toilet which is just a bowl and wooden sticks surrounding it. he does not have a choice so he goes in and puts out the most stinky, discusting, filthy thing you ever saw or smell. anyway he looks around for toilet paper and finds none. he looks up and there is a sign that says: clean youself with your hand and then put your hand in the slot below and your hand will be clean by a human tongue. yuk he thought my hand will be clean by human tongue. he had no choice so he started cleaning himself with his hand. he got it in his fingernails, between his fingers. ok he finished so slowly he puts his hand in the slot and waits........then BANNG some1 hit him with a stick on his fingers. ouch he cries out as he takes his hand away and puts it in his mouth. OUCH OUCH IT HURTS
2006-08-12
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