The phone rings.
The lady of the house answers, "Yes?"
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Lab. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks.
"Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimers disease & the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is"
"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward.
"Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."
Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
2006-08-12 06:55:31 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is fantastic, almost as good as why you fired your secretary!
and bagbalmcagdew rocks! , you never fail to amuse me dude! i bet old ladies and little children and small animals are very affection with you!
ImAO Pd this is a good one.
lockerridge thumbs^up x 100 = too funny to not tell to someone else
2006-08-12 19:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 23:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by ribbs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ! U did put that husband in a terrible situation !! OMG !! 10/10 !!
2006-08-15 10:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a really cool joke. Lol, very funny.
2006-08-12 07:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by miss_black_eyeliner321 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
I like it. Real funny!
I always wondered why my Ex quit sleeping wiith me!!!
2006-08-12 15:07:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol poor man lol i guess that is a good way to tell which is which though heh ♥
2006-08-12 08:56:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-16 20:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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