(please do not laugh)I think i might be in love with this woman, but yesterday she tol dme this story about her ex-fiancé, always bullit her, he used to plays jokes on her, and farts, and stuff, anyway, she told me that he told her to close her eyes to give a surprise, and he was going to fart her in her face, but sadly (as she says) he pushed to hard, and well, you all know what happened next, now everytime i want to kisse her romanticly i cant, i imagine her all the time with a lot of human waste in her face. WHAT CAN I DO NOW? DO I NEED A SHRINK OR SOMETHING TO GET OVER IT? OR SHOULD I BREAK UP WITH HER?
2006-08-12 06:17:38 · 21 answers · asked by eduardoarias_93 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
SHAME SORRY MAN. I CAN EMAGINE WHAT THAT MUST BE LIKE FOR YOU.MAYBE YOU DO NEED A SHRINK.BUT ITS NOT HER FAULT SHE DATED A FREAK!WE DO FREAKY THINGS WHEN WE'RE IN LOVE IN AN ATTEMPT TO MAKE OUR PARTNER HAPPY.I SUGGEST YOU JUST GET OVER IT.I MEAN SHE LOVED YOU ENOUGH TO BE SO TOTALY HONEST WITH YOU.THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FIND ANYWHERE!GOOD LUCK!
2006-08-12 06:27:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, if a boyfriend told me his face had been crapped on I couldn't deal with it. Sorry if that's not very helpful... If you decide to break up with her, don't tell her that's the reason. If I were her I would never, ever repeat this story again.
2006-08-12 06:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, if you can't seem to get past this, then its time to move on, because it is now your problem.
It sounds as if your girlfriend was abused by her last boyfriend. He may not have beat her per se, but he beat her down. It sounds like her self asteem was pretty non-existant if this was going on.
But you need to decide for yourself if you can understand this and go on. Otherwise, you're not doing either one of you any good.
Good luck to both of you.
2006-08-12 06:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by jmiller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry was afraid to kiss that girl because he dropped her toothbrush into the toilet.
that was funny...seriously, you need to get over it. Remember, dead skin peels off all the time, and is replenished with new skin.
That is, unless it's pooped on........good luck.
2006-08-12 06:32:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sort of a crappy situation to be in, I agree. But don't be a turd, breaking up with her because somebody dropped a duece on her would be a shi tty thing to do.
Ya think I got enough fecal references in there?
2006-08-12 06:21:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
put some anti bacterial wipe on her face. the poop can sometimes dig deep into the pores, where little worms grow.
also- the leftover residue from the caka doo - doo can sometimes attract rats for up to 5 years after the fecal fanatacism.
just be ready. and remember, everybody poops. just not on one anothers face.
2006-08-12 06:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by sparkloom 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If this keeps coming up in your mind, wipe her face with a backside moist wipe, then kiss her.
2006-08-12 06:22:04 · answer #7 · answered by Hermit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
forget that.... kiss her.... he cant get his but to touch her face so dont worry there must have been some pants on.... and by the way dont worry and dont break up with her unless u really feel that u should.
2006-08-12 06:24:42 · answer #8 · answered by I need Answers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honestly, BOTH of you should see a shrink.
If you love her, then bring her to a shrink.
2006-08-12 06:22:48 · answer #9 · answered by choy_daniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think I could kiss her either. If she is that open about kinky things she has done, what kind of person is she??
2006-08-12 06:21:04 · answer #10 · answered by lariat_sonata 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋