I am a black monkey. Well... I can use computer stuff and know a little bit of English. I had a girlfriend mokey once. But I saw oneday on a top of a coconut tree with another extremely ridiculous monkey(more than I am) drinking old coconut arrack. She was smoking also. So, I broke off the relationship. Is it Ok dating a girl chimpanzee for a black monkey? Or What do you think if I date a Orunguton or a gorillah? However, I haven't found one yet. Please can you please give me some tips to find love for me?
2006-08-12 05:49:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh! monkey just eat soo many bananas and think about a solution yourdelf ok?
2006-08-12 18:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by Tharanga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well um...first stop taking drugs. You are not a monkey. You are a sad, pathetic, desperate, lonely guy with no life.
2006-08-12 12:52:31 · answer #2 · answered by maxie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you're as quick as a Turtle on Prozac.
2006-08-12 12:52:13 · answer #3 · answered by anitababy.brainwash 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you see this big thing down here between my legs, I am a horny gorrilla, and I want you to get on my pole
2006-08-12 12:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by captcruzer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask your master, the zoo keeper.
2006-08-12 12:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, learn how to spell orangutan and gorilla..then get back to us.
2006-08-12 12:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by libraryn71 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋