A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. The doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer, extending the pleasure for them and their partner.
The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he came up with a plan.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover.
As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
2006-08-12 05:20:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was awesome. Thank you! LOL
2006-08-12 05:31:07 · answer #1 · answered by Prickly P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains and so the doctor replied man pull yourself together
2006-08-12 08:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
Pull down the hand breakes or put the break on while checking the piston,
2006-08-12 05:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty Good,Tell Some More.
2006-08-12 05:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by Yahooligan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Side splitter. Even my seventy three year old mother laughed on this one.
2006-08-12 07:03:11 · answer #5 · answered by CuervoBMed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard this one before, but my imaginary mini purple monkey didnt get it =\
2006-08-12 08:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by kl0wnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i knew the place it substitute into going, like the words have been going to combine to be something beside the point, yet i did no longer get the zebra/the bra element in the commencing up. nonetheless, it extremely is humorous. good one.
2016-11-04 10:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best one I have heard in a long time!!
Thanks.
2006-08-12 15:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooohhhhhh.hah hah. that's funny
2006-08-12 07:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by selifash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, I like that one
2006-08-12 05:34:41 · answer #10 · answered by smokey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋