I mean, all of the cheesy pickups are just stupid, guys, tell if any have actually worked for ya!
2006-08-12 05:18:59 · 19 answers · asked by maryfairy 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
On second thought, girls tell me the worst pick up line you ever heard too.
2006-08-12 05:20:01 · update #1
Pick up lines may work in some cases. However anyone with any sense knows women do the actual picking up not men. Men can say and ask anything they want. If a woman wants the man she will go with him no matter what he says, well as long as it is not totally rude and obnoxious , even then some women will still take him home.A pick up line is just something for the man to say to a woman so that the woman can talk to the man without approaching the man which at one time was taboo.I find the best way to win a woman over is with humor and not the sex , sick or raunchy kind , make her laugh and the world awaits you.
2006-08-12 05:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by windyy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guys with pickup lines are scum. Any man who is intelligent realizes that the way to a woman's heart is thru her shopping migration patterns. That's the only a time a girl is in a good mood. When she's shopping. Just dress nice and go to the limited or victoria's secret and observe how many girls smile at you and are so approachable that you don't even need a pickup line.
Gay dance clubs are another place because the girls assume you are gay so they're more outgoing with you (and girls have this thing about falling hopelessly in love with gay men).
On bad pickup lines:
Once a guy came up to me and said, "I bet you didn't think you were girl right?"
Of course I replied, "Well I'm not you moron."
2006-08-12 12:24:05 · answer #2 · answered by Tones 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some guys makes the worst lines work on ladies
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here
Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.
(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Bond. James Bond. (Lost. Get Lost.)
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I have only three months to live. ..
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
2006-08-12 12:23:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Any guy who is old enough knows that the pickup line is just plain stupid. I worked in a bar forever and saw it all of the time. And if not the pickup line it's loud bragging about their job or car or whatever. As a guy lines only work with really trashy vacuous women as they are used to that kind of thing. But even then just a "hi, my name is" followed by just being yourself is seen as refreshingly different. I'm glad most guys are so clueless and try gimmicks. It leaves guys who are confident, caring and comfortable in their own skin the opportunity to find the same.
2006-08-12 12:31:54 · answer #4 · answered by jackson 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes pick up lines work. The "did it hurt" line is soo old and bad people just have to stop using it.
One I heard that i thought was great was "I'm cold. Are you cold? Want a hug?"
2006-08-12 12:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by Magina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really think the work but some of the lines i've heard just make me laugh
2006-08-12 12:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by chocolate_icecream 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that the best pickup line you can come up with?
2006-08-12 12:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by philr999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my names bobby when you catch your breath you can tell me yours......
that one really won't work online. the whole point of the cheesy pick up line is to show you have a sense of humor. it wouldn't work if you were dead serious, that would just be wierd
2006-08-12 12:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by THEBurgerKing 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, what do you want them to do, just throw you on the ground and rape ya instead of pick up line?
2006-08-12 12:24:38 · answer #9 · answered by kekeke 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women practice dismissal, men have to counter this with an opening line.
2006-08-12 12:26:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋