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With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.

2006-08-12 05:14:21 · 24 answers · asked by maidenrocks 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I'll help you out here -I'm not a vampire

2006-08-12 05:37:50 · update #1

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a stapler!

2006-08-12 05:34:00 · answer #1 · answered by radajune 1 · 2 0

Dracula

2006-08-12 12:19:37 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0 0

Me. Hargh.
i dont know but Im starving now. Any fresh virgins in your fridge? Looks like Im out. Better pop out and stock up.

Good luck in founding out what you are! Drop me line when you get an answer.haha

2006-08-12 12:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by Rob G 4 · 0 0

Sounds like the wife

2006-08-12 12:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by button mushroom 3 · 0 0

I'd like to say my mother in law but the real answer is a "stapler"

2006-08-12 13:27:09 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Mojo Jojo 3 · 1 0

A sewing needle

2006-08-12 13:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by babygurljoey16 2 · 0 0

Werewolf?

2006-08-12 13:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by vwallwood 3 · 0 0

You in the morning???Nah im joking a Bat maybe??? Or Pauline Fowler???

2006-08-12 15:16:51 · answer #8 · answered by xx-truly-yours-xx 2 · 0 0

u sure ur not a vampire? U don't burn up in sunlight? Do u have a reflection?

Ok, if ur sure ur not, I'll guess 'teeth'

2006-08-12 15:21:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

a vampire bat

2006-08-12 12:19:40 · answer #10 · answered by bestofintent 2 · 0 0

a stapler or a sewing machine

2006-08-12 20:29:03 · answer #11 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0 0

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