2006-08-12 05:00:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Looks like the sale of knicker elastic is set to soar. Some funny answers though from cool cats, slim chicks, and women who enjoy a bit of fun, about themselves.
2006-08-12 06:06:18 · update #1
well, for me? I'd say just sticking it on my thighs & hips would be shortest way...but then again, it's not as enjoyable.
good question :)
2006-08-12 05:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by MerlinTheCat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I think YOU should eat cakes and chocolate, and stick them up your A**! ;) LOL
All joking aside, I have a very fast metabolism (borderline hyperthyroidism, but not enough for my doctor to treat it), so I truly can eat whatever I want and NOT gain weight.
However, I know that a lot of women (and actually many men) obviously do gain weight if they eat fattening and or carb-loaded things, and for whatever reason women usually have the weight go to their hips and/or thighs. But is that really a reason to make fun of them in a public forum? Come on -- SURELY you have better things to do! *chuckle* Or are you such a small man (literally and figuratively, haha!) that you only feel good about yourself when you put others down?
2006-08-12 12:09:30 · answer #2 · answered by scary shari 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May as well have the pleasure of the taste if that's were its going, though most of the women on here would be very interested and surprised as to how a self opinionated male chauvinist like you even notice these things about women, you know with been so far up your own backside I'm surprised you know or notice anything.
2006-08-12 12:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, and the next time I hear from ya, I'll ask ya how the beer and pizza are doing for ya on that lovely beer belly of yours. Oh, and keep scratching you *** too, helps get rid of it early so you can pull your trousers up to your neck earlier than usual. What a dumb question!
2006-08-12 12:07:56 · answer #4 · answered by Autumn_Anne 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's nice to see a guy who isn't worried about being popular with the women.
2006-08-12 12:03:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, so obviously your a health freak!!! Whats it to you who eats what? You must have some serious food issues.....ever thought of seeing a councillor?
2006-08-12 12:31:42 · answer #6 · answered by Honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat as much cake and choccie as i want, just get someone to eat it off my hips, half the calories then!!!
2006-08-12 12:18:27 · answer #7 · answered by lucybashh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut out the middle man eh?
2006-08-12 12:02:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think either way it ends up in the same place!! You just get more enjoyment from eating it!!
2006-08-12 12:32:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess men could just strap a 6 pack of beer to their waist and call it even.
2006-08-12 12:02:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋