Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the
>>church's
>>morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business.
>>Several
>>members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but
>>feared
>>her enough to maintain their silence.
>>
>>She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member,
>>of
>>being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of
>>the
>>town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and
>>several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he
>>was
>>doing.
>>
>>George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just
>>turned
>>and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said
>>nothing.
>>
>>Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of
>>Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night
>>
2006-08-12
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