Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar.
Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup ... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
2006-08-12 04:26:00 · 15 answers · asked by mka1369 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was great! Def. righting that one down! thanx 4 the laugh!
2006-08-12 04:43:25 · answer #1 · answered by EM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was halarious - Ive seen a less funny version, so I almost didnt read. Glad I did - Thanx for the laugh. Loved - beat off the turner.
2006-08-12 11:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by Answer Me This 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave up on the tequila, because I couldn't afford to keep buying a new cat all the time.
2006-08-12 23:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh, that's a good one! A keeper. I am saving this one to send to my sister.
Thank you (and your brother).
She always pulls jokes on me.
I am making Christmas cards now! LOL.
Have a great week end!
2006-08-12 13:06:41 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. Can I use Disorono instead? I dont like mexican dirt water.
2006-08-12 20:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by bakerbride2005 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA ha ha wipe counter with cat now i get it
2006-08-12 11:39:10 · answer #6 · answered by Binky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, thats freakin halarious! *falls over laughing*
2006-08-12 11:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by elizabethiee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cherry mistmas to u too...lol....its a very funny joke!
2006-08-12 21:15:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, I'm not as think as you dunk i am. LOL
2006-08-15 15:02:10 · answer #9 · answered by Paktown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup ... really verrrrrrrrrrry funny
2006-08-12 12:21:24 · answer #10 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋