I have three teenage sons and there friends are always razin them about there mom being hot. It drives my sons crazy! What can I do about it,start wearing no makeup and only sweats?
2006-08-12 04:17:31 · 15 answers · asked by momof5 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
Not a lot you can do, other than to avoid dressing provacatively. Even then, that won't do much. Teenage boys are hormone infested sex puppets whose every thought is devoted to the female body.
You could wear a burlap sack, and if they already think you are hot, they'll keep thinking you are hot.
Your best bet would be to convince your sons to get some more mature friends.
At this point, there isnt' a whole lot you can do.
2006-08-12 04:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by Physh 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Start eating a lot of Breyer's (TM) ice cream and McDonald's (C) hamburgers. Stop using Nivea (TM) cream to make your face smooth and sensual. Use a lot of Preparation-H (TM) so that you can begin smelling unagreeable, (even while ridding yourself of discomfort!). When you begin to smell like a dying whale, you will have reached approximately the size and weight of one. This is the time to unveil yourself to your sons' friends. This presentation will have to be impeccable. You will have to act like a mentally challenged walrus, and dance like a sea lion on PCP (TM if made in DC).
2006-08-12 04:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by Mahdi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Talk to your sons, let them know how you feel. I mean, if you are hot, changing would let your body know or think that it hated itself before. Just talk to your sons, see how they feel. Besides, it's not a big deal. It's not like you can marry one of them or anything, it's just like anyone having a crush on any celebrity or girl at school. I'll keep you updated.
2006-08-12 04:25:52 · answer #3 · answered by tayrose93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be thankful, if could be a lot worse. If this is the biggest issue you sons will ever have, they are lucky. Seems they need to learn some resiliency.
2006-08-12 04:30:30 · answer #4 · answered by BritLdy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
What a question
If you're hot you're hot I guess
not much you can do about that
Be thankfull
Avoid short skirts and high heells when the boys
are over, and buys some really ugly glasses
2006-08-12 04:20:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go mom! hehehe.
Anyhow, there's nothing you can do really. Just enjoy the attention and let your sons deal with their friends.
2006-08-12 04:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by sahm2boys 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweats is a start & maybe a cigarette dangling from your lip & curlers in your hair - that should turn them off.
2006-08-12 13:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quit giving them lapdances.
2006-08-12 04:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by dick_coxnbutz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, why get all upset? You should be stoked that your a lil milfy.
2006-08-12 04:21:35 · answer #9 · answered by js8incher 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I have your number?
2006-08-12 04:20:15 · answer #10 · answered by Ricknows 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋