2006-08-12 03:47:27 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
once when my brother was passed out drunk on the couch, i got 2 flashlights, turned them on and shined them in his face and screamed "WATCH OUT!!! TRUCK!!!" LOL
another time, he was paased out on the flor, and i squished a banana while it was still in the peel, a friend of mine raised up the waistband on his pants and underwear and i squirted the mushed banana into his underwear, smacked him on the butt and yelled at him to go to the bathroom that he just crapped his pants LOL, he jumped up and started yelling about how gross he was and went to the bathroom and jumped in the shower and got really mad because he found the mashed banana goo LOL
2006-08-12 04:04:13 · answer #1 · answered by daddysboicub 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would have to say that the greatest vengeful scheme I've ever heard of is in the episode of South Park where Cartman kills a kids parents, grinds them up into chile, and then fed it to the kid. That is the greatest scheme but it is also very disturbing.
2006-08-12 04:29:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
heard of a couple got their villa broken into on holiday but nothing was taken so they thought nothing of it but the photos they got developed when they got back 2 weeks showed some bloke with their toothbrushes up his ****.
me and a friend sewed tinned tuna into the hem of some bints coat at college
and writing c*** on the bonnet of cheating ex boyfriends bonnet of car in brake fluid.
2006-08-12 03:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by thespecialone 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
put food dye in the shower head so that whoever is taking a shower will turn a dif color for a few days.... and put plastic wrap over the toilet... poor girls... I'm glad they never found out who did that....
2006-08-12 04:26:30 · answer #4 · answered by elizabethiee 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pi$$ed in the Inquisitor"s coffee this morning. Hee hee.
2006-08-12 03:51:36 · answer #5 · answered by killmylandlord 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My friend's man cheated on her...so, she cut all of his clothes into tiny pieces & set fire to each piece & dropped them (one-by-one) out the dorm window (7th floor) as she saw him walking across the yard to come see her.
He flipped!
2006-08-12 03:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by PD GAL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be to pretend that u love someone andmake them love u back and then tell them u were fooling them!!!!!The consequence could be as bad as they losing thier wits and turning themselves into a murderer by killing you!!!!
2006-08-12 03:52:56 · answer #7 · answered by mysteriouskindness 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
my friend says she put hot dogs in condoms, covered it in kechcup to look like blood and put it in her teachers drawer. she laughed soo hard when her teacher screamed. she though it was as actual di**!
2006-08-12 04:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋