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Urgent notice:

Can you all please turn off your computers for the next couple of hours, while I do some necessary work on the servers?

I am Richard Arthur Internet (I invented this thing, you know, in 1998).

As you can see, it was subsequently named after me.

Please be patient while I fix this problem.

I thank you in advance for your co-operation

R.A. Internet , phd,bse,hiv,rac,mib,

2006-08-12 03:34:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Civic Participation

13 answers

Oops! Sorry, I rebooted the internet by mistake and this one got loose. Guess I need to update the Internet's BIOS.

Darn, and I've been on the net since 1992 and it didn't even get invented until 1998! What WAS I thinking!??

2006-08-12 04:08:55 · answer #1 · answered by Bostonian In MO 7 · 0 0

I'll tell my Computer Studies teacher to change the textbook where the name of the person invented internet gets mentioned to Richard Arthur Internet

2006-08-12 16:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by nobody 2 · 0 0

Oh, absolutely, Mr Internet.. but, one thing, ya might wanna talk to Al Gore.. he claims HE invented the net..
Hmmm..

2006-08-12 10:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by chuckufarley2a 6 · 0 0

If you invented the thing then surely you must have designed in an 'OFF' switch.

2006-08-12 20:03:56 · answer #4 · answered by CeeVee 3 · 0 0

Hey i think maybe you have too much of free time, go to sleep because you are clearly imagaining things

2006-08-12 10:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by Lunaticbabe 2 · 0 0

OH my god, I'm not too late am I? I JUST saw your announcement. Oh my god, oh my god I hope I haven't brought down the entire interweb I'm going off line NOW aagghhhhh.

2006-08-12 18:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny one, since I have had internet service since 1994...opps, you have been unmasked as a fruad...

2006-08-12 10:43:48 · answer #7 · answered by Iamstitch2U 6 · 1 0

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November - Oscar - Tango
Charlie - Oscar - Mike - Papa - Lima - Yankee

2006-08-12 10:53:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We refuse. Girls just wanna have fun.

2006-08-12 10:37:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It must be SO funny being you.....you must just laugh ALL day!

2006-08-12 10:39:01 · answer #10 · answered by Rose 3 · 0 0

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