I am a black monkey who can use internet and computer stuff. I am using an internet cafe right now. Well... My girlfriend monkey seem to be dating other monkeys. I saw she once on a top of a mangoe tree with another monkey. I am very upset. I am thinking of giving up her. What do you think of it? Do you think I better date another like a chimpancy.?
2006-08-12 03:32:11 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Wow... How cute. ! Are you really a sweet monkey? A black ? Hey.. Give up your girl friend. Let's talk I am a Chimpanzee.
2006-08-12 22:23:15 · answer #1 · answered by Tharanga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where i come from(beateljuice5)if any female monkey is caught flirting with any other monkey she will be sent to eroticon6,upon arrival she will be forced to drink 3.618 glasses of pangalactic gurgle blaster after drinking those she will feel unpleasently drunk,you might wonder whats so unpleasent about being drunk ,just ask a glass of water.after that she shall have sex with kiong ong the famous 183 feet tall ape for 13 days 24/7.afterwards she will be sent to prison for 723.83451 earth years,during which time she will be thee prison b*tch,upon rlease from prison she will be sent to the city center where she will be beheaded and her her head shall be put on display in the adulterers hall of fame.
AND AS FOR YOU, DO NOT TRY TO OUT WEARED ME ,I HAVE SIX OF LIKES OF YOU EVERY MORNING WITH MY BREAKFAST
2006-08-12 10:51:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are monkey so I think you should find a another monkey not chimpanzee.
not chimpancy but chimpanzee
I m a lion if i were monkey
I could come up instantly.
10 number please otherwise you are donkey.
2006-08-12 10:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And you said you had been smoking what up in that mangoe tree.
You know what they say It's a jungle out there!! Must be true!!
2006-08-12 10:39:00 · answer #4 · answered by canuticklemepink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first as a chocolate african lady.SHAME ON YOU FOR CALLING YOURSELFA BLACK MONKEY AND YOU KNOW WHAT....A CHIMPANZEE.go to the zoo,you are in the wrong place.
2006-08-12 10:35:36 · answer #5 · answered by xzwnemono1stop 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try dating an elephant. She will be too big to be playing games with you and it will be easy to keep and eye on her.
2006-08-12 10:45:32 · answer #6 · answered by strawberries 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..this is a funny question. If she cheats on you she may want more from you....sexually. Confront her and tell her how you feel, ask her whats going on!
2006-08-12 10:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by iwannajess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very finny monkey go ahead
2006-08-12 10:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by Sindebad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't be angry. Climb up yur tree and show her who has the best banana..lol
2006-08-12 11:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by Sundance 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn.
2006-08-12 10:35:15 · answer #10 · answered by Dr. Noodle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋