I came back and some fooker has pinched the milk out of it.
Is that possible?
What do i do?
2006-08-12 02:58:06 · 19 answers · asked by ♪ GOTH CHICK♫ 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
Fooking cat!!!
2006-08-12 02:59:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Impossible. Second law of thermdynamics and Heisenberg uncertainty principle prevent it. Your thief decreased the entropy of your brew by "unmixing" the water/tea from the milk. Under second law, that's possible with machinery and energy input, but that's not all they're accused of. Somehow they actually knew which of the water molecules belonged in the milk and which in the tea. That violates Heisenberg. And there's still the "pinched space" problem of doorsteps and concepts of "inside" and "outside".
Sorry, but if that has happened then God did it. Good luck getting your milk back.
2006-08-12 10:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by wild_eep 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you put it on the doorstep...and then went to answer the door....why did you answer it from the outside?? Aint the door step on the exterior side of the door????lol And with regards to the tea.....now I am confused!! lol
2006-08-12 10:01:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats strange I just went to the back door to answer it after making a coffee, came back and someone had pinched the coffee out of it.
2006-08-12 11:34:36 · answer #4 · answered by Hales 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eewww! Why not put it on a table inside the house? Nevermind the pinched milk, I'd worry about the drowned bug you can't see at the bottom of your cup.
2006-08-12 10:36:38 · answer #5 · answered by scruffycat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would you sit the cup on your doorstep if you were already outside in the first place? Maybe it was a milksnake and it drank the milk! LOL!
2006-08-12 10:04:39 · answer #6 · answered by couchP56 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
will be back for the sugar in 5 mins.thanks for the milk
2006-08-12 10:04:06 · answer #7 · answered by jagtic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if this looks the case then either A) somone has relaced it with another tea but not added milk or
B) filled it with something else so dont drink it!
2006-08-12 10:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by Baz94 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
im the milk police, if u give me a brief description of wats missing and if u have a photograph of the missing item i will try and track it down for u, but cant promise anything.
2006-08-12 10:13:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop! Thief!
No I don't think it is, maybe someone made you a black tea and tried to fool you.
2006-08-12 10:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call Ghost busters.
2006-08-12 10:04:22 · answer #11 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋