Where have you and the clown been? What are you going to do? Run, kill him, call the police, WHAT!!
2006-08-12 02:56:32 · 14 answers · asked by mish_is.cool 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
get off the carousel...
2006-08-12 03:01:54 · answer #1 · answered by elchavoguapo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You realise that the past 9 days of constantly taking the acid, and watching the stephen king movie IT over and over has probably caught up with you.
But since you are on the acid, you realise that the clown must be dealt with. You summon all your acid drug powers and start attacking him with cream pies. But hes still coming at you!
Oh God, yes! Here are the cops they will pull the curtain on his deadly show! But woe is you, they seem to be running not at the clown! BOOM!
24 hours later you wake up swimming in your own puke, in a jail cell, charged with attacking the little old lady down the road who dyed hair red and wears a little too much foundation, with the bleached stones on your sidewalk......
2006-08-12 10:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by crystalblue10000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw the clown at a children's party. He called himself "Flakey", but I kept calling him "Flippo". He got really mad because Flippo was so much more successful and tried to hit me. I got it all on tape. Now the networks are offering him a show and he needs that tape. I told him I wouldn't give the tape up for less than 50,000.
Now he has caught up with me. My only chance is to honk this bicycle horn into this bullhorn and hopefully the decibals will make his head explode.
2006-08-12 10:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by Pumpkin Head 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you know what im a grown women and my biggest fear is clown ever since i was a little girl and when i read youre question i got a shiver down my spine the only thing worse than clowns is banjo music......i know i need counselling
2006-08-12 10:01:46 · answer #4 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since my Aunt, Uncle and Dad are professional clowns for fun events, I'd turn around to see which one it was. Probably my Dad, since he's getting old, slow and gets lost easily. He probably just wants me to take him home to Mom.
2006-08-12 10:13:25 · answer #5 · answered by arvecar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly, clowns are for fun, turn around and laugh at him and he will go away.
2006-08-12 10:03:31 · answer #6 · answered by Frank 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A clown? He is probably not serious then.
2006-08-12 11:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him if he wants to share a beer behind the big top.
2006-08-12 14:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Sicko the Clown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have beat him up after the first 10 minutes, he wouldn't be following me anymore
2006-08-12 10:01:35 · answer #9 · answered by FirefoxFan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh at his stupid hijinks and he will go away and pay him for the birthday party like you promised
2006-08-12 10:10:53 · answer #10 · answered by MotherKittyKat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn around and slap him with a sock and say "Homie don't play dat"
2006-08-12 10:00:00 · answer #11 · answered by G.O.A.T. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋