Some say "On his deathbed Charles Darwin recanted his belief in evolution and converted to Christianity". Nothing could be farther from the truth.
Do you believe, as I do, that on Charles Darwin's Deathbed, he recanted his believe in evolution and converted to Pastafarianism, having been touched by His Noodly Appendage?
2006-08-12 02:53:08 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You learn new things everyday.
2006-08-12 02:57:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good for ol' Chucky Darwin. Maybe he saw the light when he came to the end of life, or maybe he was so hopped up on drugs he saw things which fried his brain. Who knows? Doesn't matter. He's dead, and whether he believed in christianity, the great pumpkin, or that he was the great one himself, who gives a hoot?!? That's between him, and whatever is out there. His choice, not mine or yours. And quit playing with noodly appendages so much or you'll get hairy palms and go blind.
2006-08-12 10:03:43 · answer #2 · answered by fishing66833 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All praise the Pasta Father in the sky!!
May he bless all with the touch of His Noodly Appendages!!
2006-08-12 10:07:16 · answer #3 · answered by KLU 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus told them, "Don't let anyone mislead you. For many will come in my name, saying, `I am the Messiah.' They will lead many astray. And wars will break out near and far, but don't panic. Yes, these things must come, but the end won't follow immediately. The nations and kingdoms will proclaim war against each other, and there will be famines and earthquakes in many parts of the world. But all this will be only the beginning of the horrors to come. Many will turn away from me and betray and hate each other. And many false prophets will appear and will lead many people astray. Sin will be rampant everywhere, and the love of many will grow cold. But those who endure to the end will be saved.
2006-08-12 10:00:59 · answer #4 · answered by atwil 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Jesus admitted to being FSM son on the cross. That can not be disproven, even with the bible, because there is a book that says he is.
2006-08-12 10:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's more believable than God. At least, we KNOW the Flying Spaghetti Monster is REAL.
2006-08-12 09:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, I'm sure he called out for a big bowl of pasta at the end. :o)
2006-08-12 09:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not? It makes more sense than a theory that violates two seperate laws of physics.
2006-08-12 09:57:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pastafarianism? lol.
2006-08-12 09:55:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I think he was intoxicated with too much marinara sauce.
2006-08-12 10:05:01 · answer #10 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋