Hi. I'm an agnostic. Trying to find the right religion.
I lost the stamps I use to put on the envelopes to send out bills. I prayed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that if it be His Will I find the stamps.
I did! Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Does this mean the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real?
I heard on an instant message 3 nights ago that a friend of mine prayed for a new car in Jesus's name and she got one. She believes Jesus is real, she can feel Jesus's presence.
I have a book, the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that says if I pray for things in the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if it is the will of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, that they will come true.
Should I pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for a new car?
2006-08-12 02:44:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I got a new mustang, what'd she get?
2006-08-12 11:50:57 · answer #1 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (bbhna) has Divinely touched you. He is indeed "stamping out the vintage" with his Noodley Appendages.
As it says in the Book of Errosians (1:23) "What was lost shall be found and what is found shall be covered in cat fur." Only the stupid atheist would ever deny how that is all coming true. Ra-men!
Just look at the world today, are Pastafarians out there killing people (even non-believing trash) because The Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuhn) has told them to? No! OK, well, a few are but that does not count. They were "stiff, like uncooked spaghetti" and thus we "boiled them in righteousness." Sometimes baptisms like that can get out of hand.
So yes, pray to The Flying Spaghetti Monster (bht) for a new car but be specific. Like the True Deity He is, He has a sense of humor. You don't want to get an Aztec with blood still fresh on the seat or a Scion, no matter how new.
Thank you for asking, Jim. There is hope for you yet. Remember it takes balls (meat) to be a Pastafarian. May the Marinara of His Truth keep you and yours within the Chafing Dish of His Delight.
2006-08-12 03:02:50 · answer #2 · answered by NeoArt 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i always love you're questions and observations you're probably by far one of the more intelligent people here so when you say stuff like this I'm taken aback you gotta know asking any god for material goods is frowned upon so what is it you're trying to do exactly if i had to guess i would think you are just conducting an experiment to see how many people will pray to the spaghetti monster am i right
2006-08-12 02:55:50 · answer #3 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead, Bub, pray to the porcelain god in your bathroom for all I care. Look, you stupid idiot. Religion's a choice. What, if, or who you believe in is up to you. If you want to be the head priest/priestess to the flying spaghetti monster, that's your business. The thing about religion is, it's YOUR choice. Chose wisely. And another thing about religion, don't make fun of other religions and don't push yours on everyone else. After all, it's also their choice. And if your preference is not to believe in any religion, same rules apply. Put in a good word to your monster for me, not that I need it.
2006-08-12 02:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by fishing66833 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster only if you want spaghetti sauce.
2006-08-12 02:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by Bluealt 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure.
You will need a large tomato from the garden. If you don't have a garden, you can substitute a tomato from your local produce stand. If there is no produce stand near you, you can try to substitute one from the grocery store, but I have heard that his noodly appendage considers store bought tomatoes to be sacrilege.
Put the tomato in your garage, and pray for your car. If you have enough faith, the next time you go into your garage, there will be a new car where the tomato had been. Just wipe the tomato juice and seeds out of the seat, and enjoy his noodly blessings.
2006-08-12 03:46:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
George Carlin says that he prays to Joe Pesci, because prayer to Joe Pesci seems to have approximately the same success rate as prayer to Jesus, plus Joe's a good actor.
I say why not?
2006-08-12 02:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by XYZ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There was study that praying to God/Jesus made no difference in people's recovery after surgery. So I am all for praying to FSM!
Now let's see,
What to ask for?
2006-08-12 05:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES!! And since Italians make some great pasta, I think you should ask for a Ferrari.
2006-08-12 02:51:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Mira♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh lord, won't you buy me,
a night on the town.
I'm counting on you lord,
please don't let me down.
Please prove, that you love me,
and buy the next round...
2006-08-12 06:23:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could I suppose, but I hope you don't end up with a Fiat Panda.
2006-08-12 02:53:46 · answer #11 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋