I can't prove God/Jesus doesn't exist. Can you prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist?

Question

Agnostic here, not trying to convert anyone, just asking a question. It is yahoo answers after all.
Thanks.

Answer 1

No, but I can give examples of funny answers;

'Did not Darwin decant his disbelief?'

Some truth's like a fine wine, require decanting...

Answer 2

It's funny you ask. When I woke up this morning, I went to the kitchen for a bowl of cereal and there were spaghetti splotches all over the walls.

I had Chinese food last night. Weird!

Although I can't prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster does exist, this was out of character for the Little Green Man who usually just hides things (car keys, pens, etc.). The evidence, at this point, seems circumstantial, however, I'd bet my nuggets I was payed a visit by that spaghetti tossing bastard.

I'm telling you the truth!
Do you believe me?
Should you believe me?
What if most people believed me? Then would you believe me?

Answer 3

His noodly appendage ought to be leaving trails of sauce and cheese everywhere. Since I don't see spaghetti sauce dripping from the trees in my yard, I have concluded that the FSM does not exist.
If the FSM existed, why hasn't he made it possible to eat pasta without making a mess?
Did he know that there would be canned spaghetti sauce? If he were a true deity, he would never allow such a thing as canned spaghetti sauce, or artificial parmesan cheese to exist. Since he seems to be helpless to stop such evil as artificial cheese, I can't believe in him.

Answer 4

There is no way to prove just like no way to prove Jesus or God.

Duo is using a book written 2 thousands years ago as proof when the writers are acknowledge to be men..not proof at all..people also thought world was flat for over 1000 years..the common acceptance is not proof.

ernest77h put in a bunch of information but gave no actual proof. The information leads to a logical conclusion that there is a God but no ACTUAL REAL PROOF. All the information he gave gives a strong argument of existence of God but it is NOT proof.

I believe there is a God (although Christians, Jews, Muslims and everyone else have it all wrong in my opinion) but there is no PROOF of God. I believe that God wants us to use our minds to grow and evolve to the point where we CAN prove God then we can evolve to the next level of existence.

Bret B; Sorry buddy but no he did not
"It has been supposed that Darwin renounced evolution on his deathbed. Shortly after his death, temperance campaigner and evangelist Lady Elizabeth Hope claimed she visited Darwin at his deathbed, and witnessed the renunciation. Her story was printed in a Boston newspaper and subsequently spread. Lady Hope's story was refuted by Darwin's daughter Henrietta who stated, "I was present at his deathbed ... He never recanted any of his scientific views, either then or earlier."

Answer 5

Nope...as I know people who's sanity I trust beleive in the Flying Spaghetti Monster....... :)

Belief is individual. Some believe one way, some believe in Flying Spaghettyi Monsters :)

If you believe something, then it exists...if only in your mind :) Which can be a pretty strong place to exist in....

Answer 6

I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, how dare you. I am going to be up in the Meatball sky while you suffer in Lower Spamdom.

Answer 7

All religions are faith based as their tenets state (though they promptly forget that when they open their mouth). You can not prove issues of faith. I know you can ask better questions.

The issue is more fundamental! How did we get here? Naturally, or by a creator. Do not use the word evolution, since it it is true in the fossil record, but has no natural basis.

Answer 8

There are seven basic proofs God exists. Properly, they belong in a separate book all by themselves, but I will cover them briefly here.
(1) That there is a great CREATION is obvious. The very fact of the existence of THINGS; the universe, the solar system, the earth and all myriad forms of life upon it, demands a CREATOR!
(2) The existence of great, immutable, powerful LAWS (and I speak of the "laws" governing the physical universe; the laws of science and chemistry; laws governing the action of water in its three states; the cleavage and fracturing properties of minerals; gravity, inertia, isostasy, etc., etc.). The existence of these great laws demands a lawgiver!
(3) The intricacy of complex design; whether the feathers on the wing of a bird; the eye of a fly; the breathing apparatus of a dolphin; billions of intricately-designed snowflakes; your own muscular, skeletal, digestive and circulatory systems-etc., etc., requires a great DESIGNER!
(4) LIFE exists. Life in myriad forms. You and I both know that life only comes from preexisting life! This is called the "law of biogenesis." Life demands a great LIFE GIVER!
(5) Life only comes from preexisting life of the same kind! Thus, there is procreation, and the sustaining of life on our planet; the constant recycling of falling trees, rotting vegetation; the bacteria which break it down to become food for the insects which are food for dozens of other creatures, which are in turn food for larger creatures, which are in turn food for man; the cyclical character of our symbiotic environment which, like a gigantic machine was once "wound up," and is gradually running down, requires a sustaining force. Inherent within this proof are the laws governing the "conservation" of energy" and the laws of thermodynamics. It is obvious our universe has a great sustaining force-a GREAT SUSTAINER!
(6) Fulfilled prophecies, of which there are dozens, with dozens more yet to be fulfilled, constitute a great proof of Almighty God. Even simple high school or beginning college-level Bible handbooks such as Halley's, or the Angus Bible Handbook contain fascinating proofs from the spade of archeologists corroborating the prophecies of men who foretold the collapse of great empires and the emergence of others centuries and centuries beyond their own lifetime. Now, we are able to look back at such men as Isaiah, Ezekiel, Daniel and others, and see what they foretold actually HAPPENED exactly as they foretold it!
Many of the biblical prophecies are in process of being fulfilled. The serious student of biblical archeology knows that it is axiomatic that, wherever archeology reveals information about ancient civilizations, it always corroborates the biblical record, never refutes it!
(7) The final proof-one which dyed-in-the-wool disbelievers will doubtlessly scoff at-is answered prayer! Of course. God does not answer the prayers of skeptics and disbelievers. However, those individuals who have experienced the answer to PRAYER; those who have been healed of their sicknesses and diseases, who have actually seen miracles performed, are no longer doubting, but believing. Answered prayer is definitely a proof that there is a God who can hear. and answer!

Answer 9

no, i can't prove that there is no diety made of spaghetti and meatballs that roams the galaxy. logic informs me that spaghetti is a relatively new invention [when we're talking thousands of years] and it would be difficult to create a pasta monster. lol.

are you serious about this spaghetti monster huey?

Answer 10

No, but based on logic...
It's much more likely that the divine is non-erethreal, rather than Italiam pasta. And to limit the diety's powers to the ability of flight is foolish on many levels.

Answer 11

How could you forget about Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster?