Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
A month later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, is it sex or golf?' And she said, "Take a sweater..."
2006-08-12 01:05:16 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Good joke. LOL.
Thank for the laughs.
Have a great week end.
2006-08-12 07:02:00 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahah
thanxs for 2 points good joke
2006-08-12 08:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by KC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!
keep 'em coming, im going through your joke stash for future usage
2006-08-13 04:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by MRose 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thks for the points
2006-08-12 08:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by vids_2184 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good! LOL!
2006-08-12 08:26:04 · answer #5 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats good
2006-08-16 15:02:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay that was cute.
2006-08-12 08:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by michtb3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny. thanks!
2006-08-17 23:06:43 · answer #8 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋