If the Son of God wants to walk across the border , no power can stop him !
2006-08-12 01:08:58
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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LOL HAHAHAHA
--What if a terrorist is really Mexican and he keeps trying to come into the United States by walking across the border river but Americans keep deporting him?
What if he is trying to return to blow the oblivion of America but we won't let him come in?
Please help me. I've got mental problems and need to be institutionalized.
--Rob :)
2006-08-12 01:28:22
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answered by stealth_n700ms 4
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Jesus Christ could not come from Mexico.
Where would God find three Wise Men and a Virgin.
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
I didn't mean to offend Mexicans, just extreme right-wing Christians as they offend just about everyone else.
2006-08-12 18:15:06
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answered by nathan s 2
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Jesus would follow the laws of the land-His Father told Him(and the rest of us) to. He would either have a passport or he would emigrate legally.
Please read your Bible. When He returns-He won't need to cross any borders-we are all going to know it.
Your question was surely intended to be cute and funny-you missed your mark.
2006-08-12 01:32:07
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answered by kelly24592 5
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thats a really good theory. some people just dont understand that most illegals arent criminals there just trying to get a better life for themselves and for their family. some places in mexico are really poor and some people in order to see their children eat a good meal at least once a day are willing to do anything like cross borders. I know illegal immigration is well... illegal but wouldnt u do anything for ur family?
2006-08-12 04:02:16
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answered by GABRIELLA 3
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What if........Godzilla quarterbacked the NY Jets, against the Atlanta Falcons, quarterbacked by Superman?
That has about the same relevance and importance to the Immigration issue.
Yes you are making a grave mistake.
2006-08-12 01:24:28
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answered by electricpole 7
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That's not even funny! In the bible He was born over in Bethlaham. If God wanted him to came back anways then it would happen... the second comming of Jesus will end the world anyways!
Tiger By The Tail
2006-08-12 01:08:37
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answered by Been There... Done That 2
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In America, we belive in seperation of church and state. If Jesus wants to come into the U.S. he can file for a visa ... Infact thats what he would do, because it is wrong to jump the boarders ...
2006-08-12 03:28:19
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answered by Anonymous
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Jesus would obey the law of the land and come here legally.
2006-08-12 02:27:02
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answered by Anonymous
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I like your theory. But Jesus was a Middle Easterner and would probably be on the "no-fly" list because of His (Roman) criminal record.
2006-08-12 01:11:33
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answered by 4999_Basque 6
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