By the year 2080, every man, woman and child will have been adopted by Angelina Jolie at least once.
2006-08-11 22:17:19 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
False. Woody Allen will get some of them first. And then marry them.
2006-08-11 22:18:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What on God's world are you talking about? Who is Angelina Jolie? I thought she was some celebrity and actor/singer or something, and I don't think she will even be alive by then.
Is this Angelina Jolie in the business of adopting people, and is it free for her to adopt? Does she adopt a person more than once? Is she richer than Bill Gates? Or rather, is she Bill Gates' wife?
2006-08-11 22:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like i giva FU%C*K man i adopted Angelina Jolie and raised her now i sleep eat sleep everyday while Jolie iz makin my money she gets 1/100 of ''MY'' cuT
2006-08-11 22:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by the great one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FALSE!
Calculations all wrong...
An absolutely ridiculous proposition!
Born on June 4th, 1975 I mean at the rate she's going, how long's she gonna last?
2006-08-11 22:44:44 · answer #4 · answered by ozpianoman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And Brad Pitt will have a lifetime membership card to Costco so he can buy 10000-packs of diapers.
2006-08-11 22:19:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Atleast every man woman and child from Cambodia. I would SHOOT myself in the head when I was able to reach the gun cabniet. Oi...
2006-08-11 22:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be true...never know...since we are all connected to Kevin Bacon by six degrees of separation!
2006-08-11 22:23:12 · answer #7 · answered by riverhawthorne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ermmmm, not sure Jen would be happy if it were true. Would you like to be adopted by your exes new girl? Freaky.
2006-08-12 00:39:57 · answer #8 · answered by Justme.X 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don;t diss her!
I think shes a great mum!
I'd love to be adopted by her!!!
2006-08-11 23:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i was adopted by a famous person it would be the bloom couple
orlando and kate
2006-08-11 23:00:53 · answer #10 · answered by colio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋