A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school.
"Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet
today, and all the other kids could only say it to D,
but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today,
and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests,
but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde? "No honey, its b-cos y're 25"
2006-08-11 22:07:34 · 7 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. I've heard it, I like it, It's funny. 10. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-08-12 04:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny 1-10 9
thats cause its not my fav but i luv to make fun of my sis
2006-08-11 22:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......good one.......think 10/10
another for you....enjoy
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Bernie Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery:
Bernie Schwartz had the longest p*nis he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," said the mortician, "But I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge p*nis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's schlong.
The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home.
The first person he showed was his wife.
"I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase.
"Oh my god!" she screamed, "Bernie Schwartz is dead!"
2006-08-12 03:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Coolie that a good one hahaha
2006-08-11 22:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..haha..funny..
2006-08-11 22:13:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG is that hilarious!!!!!
Loved it. Thanks.
2006-08-11 22:10:17 · answer #6 · answered by real_sweetheart_76 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS GOOD BUT WAT DOES 36C'S MEAN BY?
2006-08-11 22:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋