If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in your enemy's eyes.
(lady) "Mr. Chrurchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!"
(Churchill) "Ma'am, if you were my wife, I'd drink it!"
2006-08-11 21:59:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Omg!! Those are hilarious!!!
2006-08-11 22:04:02 · answer #1 · answered by mlove1307 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute and a little bit of history
2006-08-11 22:10:57 · answer #2 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yes, indeed. LOL. Good ones. LOL.
Now, that's joking! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-08-12 04:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"One dead man is a tragedy. A million dead men is a statistic."
Josef Stalin
2006-08-11 22:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋