would you join a new religion centered around Stephen Colbert?

Question

any suggestions (holy books, ceremonies, etc.) would be welcome also

Answer 1

lol... He doesn't even take himself seriously. Just make a donation to the Stephen and Melinda Gates Foundation and buy a bottle of Scorn...

Answer 2

Colbert is funny, but I wouldn't go that far. You should concentrate on getting a bridge named after him instead. The polish government has set up a site on the internet to let the public vote on the name of a new bridge in Budapest. And in his show Stephen suggested that it be named the Stephen Colbert bridge.

The only problem is that the site is all in Polish, which isn't really a problem because Colbertisas' have set up a tutorial to navigate the website for English speakers. And remember you can vote as many times as you want.

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On last night's show Stephen mentioned a bridge being built in Hungary that needs a new name. Sure it's Hungarian, but why not name it after America's #1 fan, Stephen Colbert. Chuck Norris has received over 150,000 votes and Eric Cartman 189 votes, so Stephen's bound to win with a little help from the ColbertNation. Unfortunately, last time I checked Colbert only had 125 votes.

Yes the site is in Hungarian, but you can still VOTE FOR STEPHEN!

Here's how you vote:
1.) Go to: http://www.m0hid.gov.hu/szavaz

This may take a few tries. The page is slow to load if it does at all. Have patience or try back. Eventually you will succeed.

2.) Use your browser's 'find in page' function (Ctrl+f) to locate Stephen Colbert's listing.

3.) Click on the radio button next to his name.

Make sure you select Stephen Colbert spelled with a 'ph' and not Steven Colbert with a 'v' (I'm not sure who would include such a spelling but I suspect it might be the pro-bear lobby.)

4.) Scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page and click the button that says 'Elkuld'. A dialog box will pop-up to confirm your vote, just click OK (or whatever the button says, I can't remember).

Vote for Stephen, because somewhere in Hungary there's a bridge that could be named after an American like Stephen.
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Technique #2

Okay, so it seems that you can vote either by

A.) Using the method I listed above. Or...

B.)submitting Stephen’s name in the form found at www.m0hid.gov.hu/regisz-- it’s the top link on the site.
The first blank is asking for your name, the second blank is for an email address, and the third blank is where you write in Stephen Colbert – spelled exactly like this.

It’s my understanding that you can vote once a day – I haven’t been able to verify this. I like to know what others have been able to discern.

If you haven’t gotten through, try again every couple of hours (any more than this is simply a waste of time) -– you will eventually get the page

Answer 3

I believe that if you are a focused member of the Colbert Nation - you are then (by default) accepting Stephen as your personal lord and savior. Once this idea is accepted, you must move on to worship him everynight (at the hour of 11:30 pm, 11:00 if you follow the originator).

Mecca, a.k.a the studio on 54th, shall be where his followers gather to embrace the power that is, Stephen Colbert.

Answer 4

I would rather worship Jon Stewart.

The Holy Book of Reason and Humanity and Humor
That is what his Bible would be called

His ceremonies would involve laughing at idiocy and making sense in everything you say.

Answer 5

There is no one worthy of worship except Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert is his prophet.

Answer 6

Nope because I'm a devout Fencitarian. I believe that when we die our souls get tossed over the fence and we can't get `em back because a big mean cartoon bulldog lives on the other side.

Answer 7

A religion? Hm... maybe not. How about a new country? He and Jon Stewart can be the leaders.

Answer 8

human beings argue sufficient over the words in religious works which try to communicate earnestly, i do no longer desire human beings arguing on the subject of the satirical words of a comedian. relatively on the grounds that polls have shown that as much as a million/3 of his aim industry believes he rather is conservative, no longer in elementary terms parodying a neocon (paradoxically, maximum the those that think of he's conservative are conservatives themselves. it extremely is frightening).

Answer 9

Nah, because then the Stewartist and the Colbertists would start a religious war with each other and we'd all die.

Answer 10

I prefer Pastafarianism for my mock religion.