A couple of years ago flying LAX -JFK early Christmas morning , I suggested to the TSA that they issue bathrobes and slippers. My fellow pasengers thought it was a great idea but apparantley the TSA people are not hired based on their sense of humor
2006-08-12 01:15:45
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answered by Anonymous
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TSA would give you the same clothes that Andrea Yates wore in jail - suicide dresses.
People would go through machines, stripped naked and given a suicide dress. Once the person reached his/her destination, the suicide dress would be exchanged for the original clothes.
An Israeli company would be sub-contracted to build this device, which would also include X-rays, orifice scanning, etc.
Of course, Israelis, Jews, celebrities and government officials would be spared the humiliation of such a device.
2006-08-15 12:02:43
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answered by Anonymous
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If we are going to fly naked I wanna be on the plane when Jessica Simpson, Britney Speers, Jessica Alba, Sara Evans, or Christina Aguillera decide to fly!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-13 08:39:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Sorry friend. But I can't help but think there are some passengers you just don't want to see naked. It would make for a long scary trip. Especially on a trans continental flight.
Good Idea.............or .............Bad Idea?
2006-08-12 08:20:56
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answered by wzzrd 5
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I say let's go for it. But where will the air marshall's keep their guns. I've definitely seen some stewardesses that I'd love to see travel that way.
2006-08-14 17:56:11
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answered by Magic One 6
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What will happen when a sexy girl sit with you in plane and junior will start growing and air hostess will offer you some oil or cream....LOL
2006-08-12 04:19:11
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answered by maxtoolpusher 1
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you would still get the cavity check.
2006-08-16 02:25:05
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answered by nicolea0329 2
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they would probably ask for a semen and breast milk sample
2006-08-12 04:23:58
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answered by joe a 2
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good idea.. why don't you start the trend??
2006-08-12 07:55:20
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answered by luckychina 2
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We do have modesty.
2006-08-12 04:12:37
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answered by michael2003c2003 5
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