call her up and tell her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!
just a funny joke i thought id share with everyone
what do you call a gynocolyjust with no arms or legs gifted LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell me jokes please,the dirtyer the beter
2006-08-11 19:56:17 · 11 answers · asked by memnoche1972 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tell her she is almost as good as your ex wife (or girlfriend) but definitely better than her mom !
2006-08-15 19:37:15 · answer #1 · answered by Big Mike 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
During sex? Well, in that case....."honey, do you mind wearing this paper bag over your head?". "Hey, would you *** already football comes on in 5 minutes!" "Do you think you could be as vocal as your best friend?"
I could have tons more, but I am bored already, lol.....
2006-08-11 20:02:03 · answer #2 · answered by teashy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what has two legs and is constantly bleeding?
-Half a dog
What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?
-the pizza doesn't scream whilst you put it into the oven.
2006-08-11 19:59:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. i was thinking call out someone elses name. but that works i guess.
2006-08-11 19:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by pevehead 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
2006-08-11 20:00:08 · answer #5 · answered by maddy_girl2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol but this one is old but really is a good one :) ♥
2006-08-11 20:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gotta better answer - show up
2006-08-11 20:27:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wen ur making sex...
fart..n keep farting untill she gets disgusted and pushes u off..
lol..*dies*
2006-08-11 20:31:02 · answer #8 · answered by miss_eyez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call her sue and her name is ann lol
2006-08-11 19:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by lost one 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you stop and tell her she remains you of a salmon.
2006-08-11 20:08:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋