My girlfriend and I are ripping on eachother, in good fun. I need some good old fashioned sexist ammo. Thanks.
2006-08-11 18:25:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What is simmilar about a black woman and a hockey player???
Answer: They both change their pads after 3 periods.
(I guess thats more racist than sexist, but very offensive none the less)
2006-08-11 18:30:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice
Why did the woman cross the road? Who cares, the real question is what was she doing outside of the kitchen?
2006-08-11 18:28:14 · answer #2 · answered by red_necksuck 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the similarites between a wife and a tornado- they both suck and you always lose a home
a bi*ch is a bi*ch but a dog is a mans best friend
whats the extra stuff around the outside of the vag called? a girl
2006-08-11 18:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by kevin_cease 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The smartest thing a woman can say starts with the phrase..." A man once told me..."
That one gets me annoyed everytime I hear it.
2006-08-11 18:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by cheeeeeezymouse25 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a woman who can suck a ball through 6 feet of a garden hose?.....Darling
The fastest way to a man's heart?...Through his chest with a sharp knife
2006-08-11 18:37:35 · answer #5 · answered by ladyhawk3k 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is for ur gf:
How many man does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Don't know, it never happened
2006-08-12 00:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by ~One Of A Kind~ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
try this one....
A sixteen year-old virgin girl has a bad day, so she goes to visit her priest after hours in his office. Late that evening, she goes to his office for guidance and confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-b*tch yesterday."
" Why did you call him a son-of-a-b*tch?" the priest asked.
" Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her arm.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-b*tch."
" But, Father, he also touched my breasts."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her breasts.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-b*tch."
" But, Father, he took off my clothes."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he removed her clothes.
" Yes, father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-b*tch."
" But, Father, then he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he put his you-know-what in her you-know-where."
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-b*tch."
" But, Father, he has herpes!
Remarked the Father, "That son-of-a-b*tch!
2006-08-12 03:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by MK 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
just tell her hey baby your looks remind me of soup.........
hot but yet loose hahahahahahaha
2006-08-11 18:31:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋