How to maintain a healthy level of sanity…
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior-Princess@companyname.com
Elvis-the-King@companyname.com
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN.”
Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Reply to everything someone says with, “That's what you think.”
Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”
Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.
Dont use any punctuation
As often as possible, skip rather then walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)
Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, “If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.”
Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.
Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.
Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!”
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, “Run for your lives, they're loose!”
Tell your boss, “It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do.”
Tell your children over dinner. “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
Every time you see a broom, yell, “Honey, your mother is here!”
2006-08-11 17:47:22 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dear fourtrebles,
Sanity : the quality or state of being sane; especially : soundness or health of mind
http://www.webster.com/dictionary/sanity
♥
2006-08-11 17:55:04 · update #1
you're insane and i love you because of it keep it up.
2006-08-11 17:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by OmEGaTyRAnt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
specific I accept as true with you one hundred%. Negativity is an extremely undesirable ailment. Being with damaging human beings induces damaging ideas on your ideas. And in accordance to the regulation of attraction once you think of damaging ideas then somewhat you're inviting those ideas to impact your existence and as you think of those damaging ideas you will journey damaging issues occurring on your existence. on the different hand in case you think of useful ideas then you definately are attracting each and every of the useful issues in direction of your existence. So continuously be around useful human beings and think of certainly.
2016-10-01 23:35:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats what you think in accordance with the prophecy
Notice the lack of punctuation ^_^
2006-08-11 21:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....I thought u were askin, so my response is go completely insane, you will feel much better about your sanity later.
2006-08-11 17:54:37 · answer #4 · answered by who be boo? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've tried some of these
It wasn't appreciated
some people have no sense of humor
I like you, you're silly
2006-08-11 18:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Its actually a sanity litmus test... if you do any of those... then its time for you to check in
2006-08-11 17:56:08 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love them all....at least I can read something funny on here others than those....
Do you think he likes me....
Who is hotter.....
All that stuff will make you loose your sanity
2006-08-11 19:46:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is all right. I like it. Thanks for sharing.
Have a nice evening.
2006-08-11 18:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sanity? What the hell is that???
2006-08-11 17:53:00 · answer #9 · answered by fourtrebles 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
longggggg...
2006-08-11 17:50:00 · answer #10 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋