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2006-08-11 17:37:50 · 14 answers · asked by Someone u dont know 2 in Health Other - Health

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They are snatched away and put in a small jar and and put on display in a curio shelf by a psychotic man named Walter.

2006-08-11 17:40:33 · answer #1 · answered by Booboo 2 · 2 0

Once upon a time in a land very very close by, a man named Sedgewick once decicded that to save the leprechauns, he must create a land dedicated to Arnold Schwatzneger, a land made entirely of socks and fudge, so that Arnold would stop stepping on the Frugles and in turn causing the leprechauns to choke on their vomit and die. So Sedgwick, while sneaking around to get the socks (he had already gotten the fudge, his pet dog's friend's previous owner conviniently owned the biggest fudge factory in the world) he accidently tripped on a toenail clipping and broke his ear, (the left one). So, in a fit of anger and rage, he decided that he must rid the world of all toenail clippings, so while putting the land of fudge and socks on hold, he invented a time machine, then went into the future, brought back a "Kill-The-Clippings" machine and used it to kill al toenail clippings. And so to this day every time someone clips their toenails and leaves the clippings aside and walks away, they vanish into thick air.

THE END

And by the way, Sedgewick got so into his revenge against the toenails plan, that he forgot about the land of fudge and socks, and Arnold Schwartzenager killed the frugles, and leprechauns no longer exist.


Except for Snargle.

2006-08-11 17:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by Onion? 3 · 0 0

They furtively gather together in corners and finally pull themselves in one great effort into a great Golem that haunts you in waking and sleeping life and knows all your thoughts (because it is part of you after all). So let this be a lesson; always throw out your toenail clippings and make sure they are taken far away by the garbagemen, lest you fall victim to ....the TOENAIL GOLEM!

2006-08-11 17:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 0 0

Frugles

2017-02-20 23:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

They go to toenail heaven

2006-08-11 17:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by Janet K 4 · 1 0

Into the Vacuum cleaner.

2006-08-11 17:43:26 · answer #6 · answered by Michael S 4 · 0 0

They wind up in the land of lost keys.

2006-08-11 17:42:54 · answer #7 · answered by Ima Blast 1 · 0 0

They get stuck in the fibers of your carpet until you vacuum 'em up or they poke your bare feet, whichever comes first.

2006-08-11 17:40:46 · answer #8 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0 0

they're collected by that guy that eats ur socks when u put em in the dryer. that's just mho, lol.

2006-08-11 17:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by kelleygaither2000 1 · 0 0

The dust bunnies eat them...chomp chomp chomp.

2006-08-11 17:42:28 · answer #10 · answered by mtngrl7500 4 · 0 0

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