my d-da isa preacher and hisa says tht the jesus isa comin back to snatch all us good ones off da earth and leave da bad ones to b burned alive by da great flames-O-wrath. So plza join my religion so u can be safe from da flames-O-wrath...they will burn and bbbbbb burn u to death so us'a join me and putsa money in my churches money basket us'a be safe. TY, may all u unsaved ones repent on not joinin my religion while us'a be burnin in da flames-O-wrath...God bless, Amen. I will laugh at u from da sky...
2006-08-11 17:24:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
alright....sarcasm!
2006-08-11 17:28:56 · answer #1 · answered by Cartman 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, Jesus is coming. The date of that visit, is unsure. But Yes, Jesus is the Almighty God, and I love him with all my heart. It's said in the Bible though that, Jesus doesn't want your money, he wants you. God doesn't need you to go to church, it isn't a requirement. God plainly states that all the good deeds in the world aren't going to get you into Heaven, You jsut have to believe in Him. Don't Deny God. He's real, and he will come. But you can't scare people into Christianity. God isn't scary, he loves everyone. It's stated that he loves the sinners. He loves the liars, the prostitutes, the murdurers, and the cheaters, jsut as much as you and me. Just Believe! Amen.
2006-08-11 17:30:45 · answer #2 · answered by broadwaystar162002 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are asking if Jesus Christ is coming back soon, then yes, i truly believe we are very near to the end of times. when all who are saved will be united with Christ, followed by a 7 year tribulation , with the antiChrist, and the triple 6 mark and alot of scary stuff that i wouldn't want to deal with!
2006-08-11 17:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by crazychik17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your question? It seems as if you are pushing people away from the kingdom of the Lord by belittling them? Jesus , is coming back when we Christians get our lives together so he can come for his spotless church
2006-08-11 17:27:45 · answer #4 · answered by comingofage03 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will give you an answer when you can ask your question in English.
However, Jesus return is believed by Christians and Muslims,
2006-08-11 17:28:01 · answer #5 · answered by J. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is merciful...don't go saying he will laugh at everyone, he wants no one to burn in the flames of hell, it even says in the bible he extends the days, so many can be saved
2006-08-11 17:29:06 · answer #6 · answered by sweete_017 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is this a promise or a threat? Promises can be broken.Threats are kept.This promise has bin told to us for 2000 years and no sine of him yet.
2006-08-11 17:36:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ME! ME! ME!! soo excited :D its heavily my well-known time of the 12 months.. destroy from college... each and every of the exhilaration of putting up lights furniture and the christmas tree.. giving and getting presents.. <-- me likee lol yet thats not the factor ..we are celebrating our savior Jesus's birthday :) Merry Christmas each and every physique!!
2016-10-01 23:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah sweet jesus shal rise thye minute george bush packs his bags and leaves ofice hes comming back with a great smile etc1
2006-08-11 17:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I believe so.
What if Jesus is already here and we aren't listening?
2006-08-11 17:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by missy_goob 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hay dude REVELATION'S needs to be for-fined first be for JESUS comes back!!!
2006-08-11 17:36:12 · answer #11 · answered by celtic angel 1972 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋