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There's an article going around myspace about incoming freshmen.
It's telling them that they are losers, no matter what they do, and they should get over it. If anyone knows what I'm talkin about, plz send it to me at bogutmonster@yahoo.com.

2006-08-11 17:11:07 · 4 answers · asked by Jon 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

haha i've actually reposted that one a while back...
finally found it!!!!!! =)





Dear 8th Graders who just graduated,

Congrats....now you're the lowest of the low....the freshman. So,

Here are just a few helpful words of advice:

You are Not cool.

Everyone Does Hate You.

You are annoying.

When you come into high school in the fall, please don't try to
act cool because what's cool to you usually isn't cool with the upper classmen. Stick to your middle school friends unless you know someone.

Please DO NOT stand in the middle of the halls & talk to your friends, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way & call you a stupid freshman. You will get hurt.



Stay with your freshman.

It's not cool to be loud, think you're cute, etc. You'll probably get shut down.

NEVER talk back to upperclassmen. Just don't try it.

Don't go there screaming that '10 stuff.'07, '08 and '09 WILL regulate.

Don't try to get with a boy who's older than you...chances are...they have a girlfriend who WILL hurt you.

- Do not wear brazilian pants and an abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."

- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that *You're Hood*.

- Sex doesn't make you cool, and it won't make the upperclass boys think any higher of you. so dont go around braggin about it, no one cares.

- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up u sound queer.

- Dont walk around telling upper class men your not all stupid freshman, we dont care were still calling you one.

- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.

- Don't post things like "FINALLY FRESH!! LOLZZZ" on myspace. If anything, you suck big time.

- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls are your best friends.. we will just laugh at you.

- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're at U-Skool. Once you're here, your buisness is everyone's buisness.

- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.

- You'll never be as hott as the '07, '08, and '09 girls. So don't try.

- Don't try to say you're older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.

- You're name is " The Class of '10." haha.. enough said.

Believe me---You can't win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year.

Sincerely,

The Classes of '07, '08, and '09




-If you're an upperclassmen: repost this

2006-08-12 08:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by Em 5 · 1 0

You teenagers are humorous. I graduate college in 2010, yet once you're talking approximately severe college I beat all of you who've responded so far - form of 2006. even with the fact that i think for those of you who're 2010, then that type X component is all real. form of exciting a minimum of.

2016-12-11 07:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The best part is when the "upperclassmen" in high school go to college and are freshmeat, just like the people they treated like crap.....hahaha

Upperclassman in College,

Hannah

2006-08-11 17:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by Hannah L 3 · 0 1

google it there is plenty of info there......good luck

2006-08-11 17:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0 1

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