Who started the brawl? The Xtian, of course.
The Satanist would lose the brawl, and win in the courtroom, because Xtians are hypocritical bigots, and if given the chance to fight on behalf of their beliefs, they would act no different than an Islamic terrorist.
The Xtian will resort to violence to resolve the issue, the Satanist will resort to intelligence. The Xtian strives to be just like their biblegod, who used mass murder to resolve his problems with humans. The Satanist strives to be the free thinking, enlightened, intelligent human being who would press charges and sue for assault and battery, which would essentially be a hate crime.
Gotta love those free lovin' peaceful Xtians. Idiots.
2006-08-11 18:30:48
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answered by Tala 3
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If he was a true Christian, he wouldn't be in the brawl to begin with, turn the other cheek. However, if the satanist came at the Christian without provoking, then yes, I believe the Christian will stand a chance for sure.
2006-08-11 17:02:18
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answered by redeye.treefrog 3
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hm.. well.. an IDEAL christian would never feel the reason to brawl with anyone.. especially a satanist. So if this person is in fact a true Christian like the Bible teaches, they be peaceful and not engage in a fight with a Satanist for a minuscule reason.
2006-08-11 17:02:01
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answered by evilcheerioman 2
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Lets see God is on one side and the devil on the other. Are you kidding the satanist wouldnt even be able to come close. I actually know a Christian who saw a demon possessed person on a plane. Quietly in his head he said God get her. The woman started going crazy and shaking, looked way into the back of the plane, looked right at him and said Christians! and then got off the plane. (the plane was on the ground of course)
2006-08-11 17:05:00
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answered by A* 4
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The Christian has already own. The satanist has no chance. But there you go again, making judgments about belief using the scientific method. Shame on you.
2006-08-11 17:05:30
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answered by J. 7
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No, but when the satanist killed the christian the christian would supposedly go to heaven.
2006-08-11 17:03:24
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answered by onanist13 3
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true Christians don't brawl. They have the entire church as backup so the satanist would be like so outnumbered he would run like the coward he is.
2006-08-11 17:03:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Yeah. Satanists are usually pimply faced teenagers with poor motor skills.
2006-08-11 17:01:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Sure, if the Christian practiced Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu!
2006-08-11 17:01:41
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answered by Black Dog 6
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I don't know...but I saw a picture of that tough_christian_dude and he looks psycho enough to kick some satanist a$s!
2006-08-11 17:01:32
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answered by LindaLou 7
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