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or was it between a pile of dirt and spare rib?

2006-08-11 16:52:25 · 17 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Are any of you Xtian geniuses going answer my tranny question?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AngIPPdLw0QG2PS2z_bSDx7zy6IX?qid=20060811203414AA4owmV

2006-08-11 17:00:50 · update #1

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hee hee...

Did gOd ever actually say "Adam and Eve, I hitch you in the name of me!" I don't recall reading that (or anything similar and more eloquent)...

But that was damn funny all the same.

2006-08-11 16:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

While Islam recognizes the general idea of the development of life in stages, over a period of time, human beings are considered as a special act of creation. Islam teaches that human beings are a unique life form that was created by Allah in a special way, with unique gifts and abilities unlike any other: a soul and conscience, knowledge, and free will. In short, Muslims do not believe that human beings randomly evolved from apes. The life of human beings began with the creation of two people, a male and a female named Adam and Hawwa (Eve).

The Qur'an describes how Allah created Adam: "We created man from sounding clay, from mud moulded into shape..." (15:26). And, "He began the creation of man from clay, and made his progeny from a quintessence of fluid" (32:7-8). Thus, human beings have a fundamental attachment to the earth.

While the creation of Eve is not described in detail, the Qur'an does make it clear that a "mate" was created with Adam, from the same nature and soul. "It is He Who created you from a single person, and made his mate of like nature, in order that he might dwell with her in love" (7:189). She is not mentioned by name in the Qur'an, but in Islamic tradition she is known as "Hawwa" (Eve).

From these two individuals, generations of human beings have inhabited the earth. "Oh humankind! We created you from a single pair of a male and a female, and made you into nations and tribes, so that you may know each other (not that ye may despise each other). Verily the most honoured among you in the sight of Allah is the who is the most righteous of you. And Allah has full knowledge and is well acquainted (with all things)" (49:13).

2006-08-12 00:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by BeHappy 5 · 0 1

Yes Adam is a man and Eve is a woman. It takes a man and a woman to have children. If not it would have been Adem and Steve which couldn't have any children. Da!

2006-08-11 23:58:56 · answer #3 · answered by Christine N 2 · 1 0

Lillith was Adams first wife before Eve... And Adam complained to God that she was not minding him. Lillith refused to be beneath him during relations, because SHE is the woman on top.

2006-08-12 10:46:19 · answer #4 · answered by Leilani L 2 · 0 1

This video offers a different concept of God and The Bible

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1425045877181913152&q=jordan+maxwell

2006-08-19 15:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by Sugi 2 · 0 0

I will take spare ribs they taste great.
But I believe that it was after he was totally finished and Adam said WOW! thats awesome is that for me.

2006-08-19 03:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by robertemorehead 2 · 0 0

Adam and Eve

2006-08-16 09:04:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Blasphemer!

2006-08-19 14:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0 0

Funny, but yes it was Adam and Eve.

2006-08-11 23:54:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

the rest of the ribs thay put on the barby

2006-08-17 06:54:15 · answer #10 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0 1

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