2006-08-11 16:07:33 · 12 answers · asked by bianca b 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard many... for now... it is this....
A sixteen year-old virgin girl has a bad day, so she goes to visit her priest after hours in his office. Late that evening, she goes to his office for guidance and confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-***** yesterday."
" Why did you call him a son-of-a-*****?" the priest asked.
" Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her arm.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, he also touched my breasts."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her breasts.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, he took off my clothes."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he removed her clothes.
" Yes, father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, then he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he put his you-know-what in her you-know-where."
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, he has herpes!
Remarked the Father, "That son-of-a-*****!
2006-08-12 03:27:52 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy and his wife are driving down the road and get into an argument. The wife gets so made she leans over, cuts off his penis and throws it out the window. The car behind them has a dad and his young daughter. The penis slaps onto their front window and slides down and falls off. The man is horrified and hopes his daughter didn't notice. Of course she does and asks "What was that!" The dad quick thinking says, "It was just a bug." The daughter says, "Well it sure had a big d*ck didn't it?"
2006-08-11 23:15:42 · answer #2 · answered by Yauna P 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok, here's one.
this dude, his wife, and nine kids are waiting for the bus. a blind man with a stick joins them. when the bus comes, it's over filled, and only the wife, and the nine kids are able to squeeze on. so the dad of the family and the blind man decide to walk. after the walk several blocks, the man of the nine kids says..."you should put rubber on the end of the stick. the sound it makes when hitting the ground is so annoying!!" and the blind replies.."if you would've put rubber at the end of your stick, we both would've had place on that bus, so shut the hell up!"
i hope you enjoyed the joke!
2006-08-12 00:07:06 · answer #3 · answered by sportzgurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me a while to get hard because I just got layed last night
2006-08-12 00:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by Kim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ok ok, ok, it goes like this "what is the funnys joke uv heard?"
2006-08-11 23:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok it goes "why did the chicken cross the road" and the answer is, "to get to the other side!" ohhh man that is a classic!
2006-08-12 00:59:16 · answer #6 · answered by Jimbo G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that fact that Bush is still president
2006-08-11 23:12:32 · answer #7 · answered by ~*Juggalette 4 Life*~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go u know who don't like to eat seafood
gay men.....lol
2006-08-11 23:10:26 · answer #8 · answered by Guyanese Goddess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your face
2006-08-11 23:09:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
has to be the same as themixedtape_x3's
POTATOES!!!!!!
2006-08-11 23:15:34 · answer #10 · answered by funsnuggle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋