"You've got a touch of pneumonia," said the medical officer after examining the new enlistee.
"Are you sure, sir?" queried one worried man. "I have known people in civvy street to be told they have pneumonia but then to die of something quite different."
"You are not in civil life, Samson. You're in the Army!" thundered the medical officer. "And if you get treated in the Army for pneumonia, you die of pneumonia."
2006-08-11 15:58:23 · 17 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. ideally when you get treated, you are cured. That is unless you are in the army.. just a joke :)
2006-08-11 16:52:22 · update #1
lol but i'm mad at you oh look an e-mail yay i'm not mad :) ♥
2006-08-11 16:00:07 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, Igloo. The navy gets the gravy but the army gets the beans, beans, beans....(taken from an old Jerry Lewis-Dean Martin movie)
2006-08-11 19:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey do you think everyone in the army die of pneumonia I thought they shoot them.
2006-08-11 23:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-01 23:29:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahaha pneumonia
2006-08-11 17:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha....
try this one
A sixteen year-old virgin girl has a bad day, so she goes to visit her priest after hours in his office. Late that evening, she goes to his office for guidance and confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-***** yesterday."
" Why did you call him a son-of-a-*****?" the priest asked.
" Because, Father, he touched me on my arm without permission."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her arm.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, he also touched my breasts."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he touched her breasts.
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, he took off my clothes."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he removed her clothes.
" Yes, father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, then he put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
" Do you mean like this?" he asked, as he put his you-know-what in her you-know-where."
" Yes, Father."
" That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
" But, Father, he has herpes!
Remarked the Father, "That son-of-a-*****!
2006-08-12 03:30:24 · answer #6 · answered by MK 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Im afraid I dont understand..
2006-08-11 16:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by Giggagirl 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is this a riddle?
2006-08-11 16:00:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
LOL. G. I. Blues. LOL. Yep.
2006-08-11 16:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Was that a question?
2006-08-11 16:01:43 · answer #10 · answered by Lovetoloveyou 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋