The mother of my son, who is illegitimate, of course, has left.
But I often catch him pleasuring himself by rubbing his finger on his belly-button. He won't go near women because he thinks their naughty bits have 6 layers of pointy teeth. How can I fix this?
2006-08-11 15:44:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
It has nothing to do with telling him the truth, I just want to know how I can have him stop pleasuring himself via his belly-button.
2006-08-11 15:54:09 · update #1
okay, your boy needs to be told that when he uses his finger to pleasure himself through his belly button (lmao) that it sends out a radar of some sorts and that makes the womens 6 layers of pointy teeth get all bloody, and that when they go on massive unmercifully rants.
2006-08-11 16:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
How old is he?
0-5- no worries... just teach him.
6-12- k- time to worry, but education does wonders..
13-18- WTF- hasn't he been paying attention in health class??!? Again with the education!...
19+.... Tell him to grow up, get over himself, pull his head out... whatever fits. If us women really had 6 rows of pointy teeth (or ANY teeth there, for that matter), how did he (or any of us) get here?? Not all babies are delivered C-section, y'know..
My question is- what's with the belly button thing??
Wonder if hiring a hooker would help-- She may be willing to be the model in a hands-on anatomy class... Just remind her the purpose..
Funny thing- Rent the movie "Milk Money"... it's not R or anything- just about a group of grade-school boys who pool their milk money to hire a hooker, they ask her to show them her girls, she goes home with one of them, stays in the tree house out back, ends up hooking up with that boy's dad... Hooker played by Melanie Griffith.
2006-08-11 16:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by Yoda's Duck 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wonder how old your son is? i would panic about it, just get him a book on pubery approprate for his age and t ell him the truth, keep it simple and straight to the facts. read the book with him then let him look at it by himself for a while and let him know your their to answer any questions hope this helps
2006-08-11 15:56:53 · answer #3 · answered by sandi 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHA?? how old is this boy? reguardless, get him in2 therapy asap. what have u done 2 help? sounds like nothing. gotta go, my 5th layer of pointy teeth has been giving me problems.
2006-08-11 15:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by big foot 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Whaaaat??? You're real funny ha ha ha! What you can't get attention the normal way men do? By begging? Try it once.
2006-08-11 15:59:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take him to a strip club
2006-08-11 15:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Kiedis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that you need to explain a bit more, im not sure what you are asking
2006-08-11 15:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by Dawn C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tell him the truth
2006-08-11 15:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by wrestler_dude22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you gotta weird son...i think you should talk to him.
2006-08-11 16:00:43 · answer #9 · answered by Grack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋